a question for the lads

[morningglory]

I'm a bit clueless on somethings, but just from this thread and something mentioned in the other thread, can I ask, how come escorts expenses are so high?

[Taylor of Manchester]

Have you got a light ???

[UKHeather]

Have you got a light ???

Fucksake, here woman, light it off my smoking hot repartee

[mellors]

I'm a bit clueless on somethings, but just from this thread and something mentioned in the other thread, can I ask, how come escorts expenses are so high?

Its the amount of ciggies they smoke, waiting for the likes of us not to turn up,

[Taylor of Manchester]

Fucksake, here woman, light it off my smoking hot repartee

Cheers sweetheart - saves me setting fire to a goat with coal and a troll.

T
xxx

[saoirsemac]

I'm a bit clueless on somethings, but just from this thread and something mentioned in the other thread, can I ask, how come escorts expenses are so high?

accomadtion ye all want luxury apartments...
to be within in the law you must work alone and bare the all the rent
when touring accomadation costing 100e a day traveling food etc...
condoms lubes toys uniforms fucking stockings the fecking ladder the whole time

high bills due to having to keep constent hot water washing machince going 24/7 with towels
towels linens etc etc etc

nearly forgot advertising! not cheap!!

esp for the bold girls who double profile

self employed tax and prsi

u forget we are business women who run a buisness

hope this helps
touring is around a grand before profit
resident around 600e before profit

[hd7055]

Have you got a light ???

Ffs, still have a missing lighter ...

[saoirsemac]

Have you got a light ???

Ffs, still have a missing lighter ...

i have a lighter a few of them and boxs of matches here

i suppose i cud lend u a match but i want it replaced or my box wnt feel the same!

[iloveapples]

im new to all this but here is my honest opinion.
i beleive there are two types of punters out there.
1 is the guy who likes his girl to kiss him,make hi feel loved,make him feel he is the 1st client of the day etc.
2 is the guy who just wants o blow his load,which i have to add is me.im 32 and have no problem picking up girls etc but maybe when im 42 i will be the 1st guy.idont know.
anyway i just feel there is a market for both.
and to answer ur question,i cant remembeer ur name.????
i if i was male would love to say oh ya gimee 10-15 girls a day but if i was in the thick f it i wold only handle 5 approx.ans that woul dbe based on 5 turning up on time and doing what they said they were

but i would yhink on average about 2-3 per day @ €80 pr pop would be realistic.thats my honest thought xxx

[carlos marvado]

and no offence but cheap punters make shit clients!!

Ahhhhh..........we have an important point at last. I would love to do some statistical analyses on escort's ratings of 30 minute clients viz a viz 1 hour clients viz a viz clients who prefer longer bookings. Without wishing to diss the 30 minute brigade or those in favour of even shorter options, I would have assumed that what they are mainly looking for is a brief sexual encounter........an opportunity to empty the ball sack........wham, bam, thank you mam. In which case, any port will provide pretty much the same docking facilities to weather the storm in and the unloading charges for the port would seem to be an important factor. The service is homogenous and there in no differenciation i.e. a fanny is a fanny is a fanny. So when these clients pick up the phone to make a booking, are they communicating to a person, or whispering to a fanny about what they would like to do to it?

Once you extend the timescale, you are also broadening the range of opportunities and experiences e.g. "communication", "food", "a good night's sleep in a strange bed with room service in the morning" etc. So just maybe, this client is looking for more in the way of entertainment than just a sexual encounter, and behaves accordingly.

Can anyone imagine trying to converse with a fanny for a week? It would end up as a boring monologue. You really need to engage with the other person's intellect and all their senses rather then just focussing on their fanny. The great thing about fannies, is that just like with penises, they come attached to some interesting and sometimes, nice people.

This is my thought for this Sunday morning........go forth in peace to worship and fornicate with somebody nice who happens to have a fanny.