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    Question A q for ye

    I decided to treat myself tonight so i went to BurgerKing.I think(i could be wrong) that i past Violette on Patrick St but im not sure.Anyway Burger.

    My q.I asked a guy behind the counter for a triple whopper.Does this mean i have homosexual tendencies?

    Just as well it wasnt a Whopper Sandwich,
    Westside.

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    It depends west. A triple whopper on it's own is not so bad - but if it was a triple whopper with cheese, well, that could be difficult to explain. Don't get me started on bacon..

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    Unhappy I am in debt to you...........................

    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    It depends west. A triple whopper on it's own is not so bad - but if it was a triple whopper with cheese, well, that could be difficult to explain. Don't get me started on bacon..
    Thanks.I knew i could rely on an experienced curious bloke to "fill me in".Nope ,no cheese with it,so i can go outside again now and face the world knowing that i know myself.

    Thanks again Professor.Its great knowing that i have a true online friend to lead me through the high seas and rough waters of daily life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    I decided to treat myself tonight so i went to BurgerKing.I think(i could be wrong) that i past Violette on Patrick St but im not sure.Anyway Burger.

    My q.I asked a guy behind the counter for a triple whopper.Does this mean i have homosexual tendencies?

    Just as well it wasnt a Whopper Sandwich,
    Westside.
    Tell us more about the Whopper that you partook of and that brought you to such an advanced state of enlightenment

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    Smile Not a bother.Thoust asked so thoust shall receive........

    Quote Originally Posted by diver View Post
    Tell us more about the Whopper that you partook of and that brought you to such an advanced state of enlightenment
    8.00 walked along Patrick street,saw a dark smooth skinned Sweetie,eye contact was made with both parties.Since i was hungry and the boyo moved,i thought i'll go to burger king for a whopper.


    8.05 arrived at burger king and went up to the counter to a lad there.Now i had a problem.I could have a whopper, a double one or a triple one.Now i have a strange body.I can get by on very little or eat like a pig all day long and feel hungry five mins later.So yesterday was a bit of a piggi day so i decided on the triple whopper and it was a meal so a triple whopper, chips and a large coke.What more could i ask for.

    Sat down and checked out two black sweeties sitting down a bit away.Your man shouts triple whopper ,i get up, goes over ,gets the stuff,goes down to the window end of the place and stuffs my face while at the same time checking out sweetie parade.After about 10 mins (yeah ten mins) i get up to go away.On my way home ,i checked out the following,

    two sweeties standing on the st,
    A pair of red womens knickers in Ann Summers,
    A Thai Massage place,
    Holidays stuck up on a window,
    Met my brothers ex,
    Met a few guys i know outside a pub having fags,

    I arrived home and did the following,

    One large crap,
    Walked the dog,
    Had a shower,
    Logged online,
    Became very upset at Domy Simpson not being in love with me,
    Watched tv,
    Stretched,
    Iced my shoulders,
    I went to sleep and dreamed of IIE,

    Hope this helps,
    Westside.

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    Smile Ah a song for Westie.

    Quote Originally Posted by domy View Post
    lots and lots of redundant words....



    Oh baby... my song for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E love7

    p.s. glad you found your dog
    thats lovely of you.Very kind.

    Here are some of Wests fav love songs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f-T2rSEBcs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEI2rXVcUh8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLxTEV5vpyg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqUKy53xII

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQF9kpwupeU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8linZiGYSeE


    kepp you going for a while,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    8.00 walked along Patrick street,saw a dark smooth skinned Sweetie,eye contact was made with both parties.Since i was hungry and the boyo moved,i thought i'll go to burger king for a whopper.


    8.05 arrived at burger king and went up to the counter to a lad there.Now i had a problem.I could have a whopper, a double one or a triple one.Now i have a strange body.I can get by on very little or eat like a pig all day long and feel hungry five mins later.So yesterday was a bit of a piggi day so i decided on the triple whopper and it was a meal so a triple whopper, chips and a large coke.What more could i ask for.

    Sat down and checked out two black sweeties sitting down a bit away.Your man shouts triple whopper ,i get up, goes over ,gets the stuff,goes down to the window end of the place and stuffs my face while at the same time checking out sweetie parade.After about 10 mins (yeah ten mins) i get up to go away.On my way home ,i checked out the following,

    two sweeties standing on the st,
    A pair of red womens knickers in Ann Summers,
    A Thai Massage place,
    Holidays stuck up on a window,
    Met my brothers ex,
    Met a few guys i know outside a pub having fags,

    I arrived home and did the following,

    One large crap,
    Walked the dog,
    Had a shower,
    Logged online,
    Became very upset at Domy Simpson not being in love with me,
    Watched tv,
    Stretched,
    Iced my shoulders,
    I went to sleep and dreamed of IIE,

    Hope this helps,
    Westside.
    I was actually alluding to the whopper you found in some guys pants that turned out to be the fountain of both wisdom and spunk. It was on another thread and was a tale worth telling.

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    Default I'd rather just get the meal

    Quote Originally Posted by diver View Post
    I was actually alluding to the whopper you found in some guys pants that turned out to be the fountain of both wisdom and spunk. It was on another thread and was a tale worth telling.
    Sincerely,
    Westside.

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