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    Default Why use a condom?


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    No speakers or audio outlet, so the main story I got from this is, you can be a horrid looking orange sock and still pull a fit bird, granted, only if you have a trusty condom handy
    “Nothing is more creative... nor destructive... than a brilliant mind with a purpose.”
    ― Dan Brown, Inferno

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    Close, basically you're not getting laid because your a lame as joke telling freaky dancer moron and the only reason you are getting laid is because you have a condom, if only it were that simple, he forgot to include the outcall charge

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    I use a condom so my dick doesn't fall of, hold up something just hit the floor and it was not my balls

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    Some people go too far though

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    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    Only an idiot would have sexual relations with somebody without using adequate protection! Right Byrd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Judy View Post
    Only an idiot would have sexual relations with somebody without using adequate protection! Right Byrd?
    Right Judge.
    "This is your aggravation. Not his. He doesn't want your aggravation...
    Byrd doesn't want your aggravation... do you Byrd?" Judge Judy

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    That's right!

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    Last edited by lucy x; 09-12-11 at 17:40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy x View Post
    You might want to try that again!

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