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    believe nothing he says Sara .: lol[/QUOTE]

    but he seems so honest and sincere

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    Anyone know what an Italian Chandelier is?? :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by sara26 View Post
    believe nothing he says Sara .: lol

    but he seems so honest and sincere
    Things are not always as they seem sara
    Last edited by TomEA; 25-11-11 at 13:07.
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    69 standing, I don't know about that to be honest, don't think the escort would be able to cope with holding me upside down. Think she might get poked in the eye if you get my drift, he he.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberlover View Post
    69 standing, I don't know about that to be honest, don't think the escort would be able to cope with holding me upside down. Think she might get poked in the eye if you get my drift, he he.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sara26 View Post
    believe nothing he says Sara .: lol
    but he seems so honest and sincere [/QUOTE]Ah that cat avatar isn't Sara , ah well we were going places darling .: doc
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    an italian chandelar



    i wud say having a bit of bonk up there wud be a tad dangerous lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    an italian chandelar



    i wud say having a bit of bonk up there wud be a tad dangerous lol
    But apparently very good if you want to lose weight lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeepingTom View Post
    Anyone know what an Italian Chandelier is?? :/
    this is what i was trying to experiment...i don't even have a chandelier

    anyway here's the definition...still don't have a clue about how it works

    1. italian chandelier

    This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

    the second one seems to be familiar

    2. Italian Chandelier

    This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

    Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

    The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sara26 View Post
    this is what i was trying to experiment...i don't even have a chandelier

    anyway here's the definition...still don't have a clue about how it works

    1. italian chandelier

    This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

    the second one seems to be familiar

    2. Italian Chandelier

    This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

    Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

    The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
    ......still much prefer ''the spiderman''
    Last edited by TomEA; 25-11-11 at 13:14.
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