Stinky smelly escorts

[Techno Viking]

Apologies about the title everyone, i just wanted this thread to get maximum exposure.

Yesterday, i had a playdate with an escort ive wanted to see for a very long time. Everything was going brilliantly until i removed her panties and got a whiff.

Going down on a lady is one of my favourite things and this lady had a beautiful you know what but the closer i got, the stronger the odour became.

I decided to take the plunge and stick my face right in there and my hunch was correct, it was definitely her lady parts that were the problem. It was the vilest thing i ever smelled and suffice to say i did not perform oral, i just kissed around her thighs and moved on. The smell was making me gag. I was crushed because i really wanted to get in there and do the biz.

I have no doubts about the ladies hygiene, she was immaculate. Everywhere else was spick and span, bum included. So it wasnt a case of poor hygiene or that she hadnt bothered washing etc

I dont know that much about ladies problems eg thrush. But it seemed to me that this was some kind of bacterial odour.

My questions are these. Should i have said something to her? If so, how do you tell an otherwise clean lady that her vajayjay smells like a carcass? Is my hunch correct that it was just a harmless build up of natural bacteria that reside in the vagina that was to blame or was there something more sinister going on? Should i still contact the lady and let her know and if so, how?

All help is appreciated

[click n pick]

Apologies about the title everyone, i just wanted this thread to get maximum exposure.

Yesterday, i had a playdate with an escort ive wanted to see for a very long time. Everything was going brilliantly until i removed her panties and got a whiff.

Going down on a lady is one of my favourite things and this lady had a beautiful you know what but the closer i got, the stronger the odour became.

I decided to take the plunge and stick my face right in there and my hunch was correct, it was definitely her lady parts that were the problem. It was the vilest thing i ever smelled and suffice to say i did not perform oral, i just kissed around her thighs and moved on. The smell was making me gag. I was crushed because i really wanted to get in there and do the biz.

I have no doubts about the ladies hygiene, she was immaculate. Everywhere else was spick and span, bum included. So it wasnt a case of poor hygiene or that she hadnt bothered washing etc

I dont know that much about ladies problems eg thrush. But it seemed to me that this was some kind of bacterial odour.

My questions are these. Should i have said something to her? If so, how do you tell an otherwise clean lady that her vajayjay smells like a carcass? Is my hunch correct that it was just a harmless build up of natural bacteria that reside in the vagina that was to blame or was there something more sinister going on? Should i still contact the lady and let her know and if so, how?

All help is appreciated

i hear you brother i hear you...

yes im sure she knew of it no doubt! you need to leave a review

[JAMESCORK]

i hear you brother i hear you...

yes im sure she knew of it no doubt! you need to leave a review

Eh... I would be slow to review and mention something as personal as this. . Whereas I sympathise it may only be a temporary problem that may clear up in a matter of time. If you feel compelled to do something, I would possibly contact her in private. This way you are doing her a service rather than a disservice. Women’s vaginas don’t normally smell bad so it is likely she may have a slight infection or an STD and is unaware. It’s a tough one to call bud, to contact her or not, but not fair to dis the lady unnecessarily by mentioning this in a review.…

[Techno Viking]

I wont be reviewing or divulging who the lady is. I havent reviewed any lady for personal reasons and day by day im finding more reasons not to review (see thread ireland 2011 for the most recent reason) I firmly believe that the lady could not help this smell. She is already well reviewed, all positive and quite popular. I really liked her, still do and but for this one issue, had a great time overall. Im just wondering was i wrong not to say something at the time? But i honestly didnt have the foggiest how to broach the subject and still dont. I totally get this is incredibly personal and i dont want to offend her or hurt her feelings, which i think is inevitable if i contact her and tell her. Like i also say, i dont think it was bad hygiene or an std, its not impossible but highly unlikely. I really do think it was just natural lady smells which maybe she had no control over. I feel really awkward and dunno what to do for the best

[Wildthang]

Thing is if you mention it she would most likely be upset! resulting in a shot appoinrnd butaybe the appointment shouldn't go ahead anyway if the hygiene isn't up to standard(works both ways)

Would that be a bad thing ? Lookat it this way , punters are expected to be clean and hygienic when visiting a lady so why shouldn't a lady have the same respect for a punter?

If it smells wash it or walk away ( works both ways)

If it's red leave it on the bed ( it's a timing thing)

Like it is in life ! Some people have better hygiene standards than others

But yea you should mention it to the lady just incase she didn't realise and as for the review!!! Not sure if its fair to post " she had a smelly fanny"

[SR71]

Apologies about the title everyone, i just wanted this thread to get maximum exposure.

Yesterday, i had a playdate with an escort ive wanted to see for a very long time. Everything was going brilliantly until i removed her panties and got a whiff.

Going down on a lady is one of my favourite things and this lady had a beautiful you know what but the closer i got, the stronger the odour became.

I decided to take the plunge and stick my face right in there and my hunch was correct, it was definitely her lady parts that were the problem. It was the vilest thing i ever smelled and suffice to say i did not perform oral, i just kissed around her thighs and moved on. The smell was making me gag. I was crushed because i really wanted to get in there and do the biz.

I have no doubts about the ladies hygiene, she was immaculate. Everywhere else was spick and span, bum included. So it wasnt a case of poor hygiene or that she hadnt bothered washing etc

I dont know that much about ladies problems eg thrush. But it seemed to me that this was some kind of bacterial odour.

My questions are these. Should i have said something to her? If so, how do you tell an otherwise clean lady that her vajayjay smells like a carcass? Is my hunch correct that it was just a harmless build up of natural bacteria that reside in the vagina that was to blame or was there something more sinister going on? Should i still contact the lady and let her know and if so, how?

All help is appreciated

I'm not a doctor or health care expert, but this question was asked before on the forum, and I was told it is natural bacteria. It could be treated with cream,etc but hey, you just never know. Mind yourself TV.

[DaithiMac]

Oh god its a horrible situation cos the last thing u wanna do is make someone feel bad but in my opinion u should deffo do a review. The lady nearly certainly knew she had a minor infection and that she shouldnt b working. I dont know her personal circumstance but it is certainly unprofessional. Prob loads people will hate me now but u know if I had some little infection I would not dare to go visit an escort and it should cut both ways. Its a horrible situation anyway.
Daithi

[Lucy Chambers]

Nice title

Its bacterial vaginosis. Easily treated but unavoidable in any woman who has frequent sex. I think the treatment in Ireland is called Relactagel, or some such.

Golly. All this fuss.

[Wildthang]

Nice title

Its bacterial vaginosis. Easily treated but unavoidable in any woman who has frequent sex. I think the treatment in Ireland is called Relactagel, or some such.

Golly. All this fuss.

Too lazy to google it so " darling" is it nasty to go down on a girl who has this and should a girl be working while she has it?

[Lucy Chambers]

Too lazy to google it so " darling" is it nasty to go down on a girl who has this and should a girl be working while she has it?

It wont do you any harm, but it wouldn't be too nice too work with. Only the smell. Some girls may not know they have it, the bacteria only smell when exposed to air. You can wash and wash, it makes no difference. Its caused by a PH imbalance, so you need to balance it again, Unfortunately the lubricant on condoms is very bad for natural PH.