How to shower like a woman

[imnotscotish]

> How To Shower Like a Woman
>
> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to
> lights and darks.
>
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
> stone.
>
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
> conditioner off hair.
>
> Shave armpits and legs.
>
> Turn off shower.
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>
> Get out of shower.
>
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
> partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
> pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
> If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
> sound.
>
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
> Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Wash your face.
>
> Wash your armpits.
>
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and
> laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your
> bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> Wash your hair.
>
> Make a Shampoo Mohican.
>
> Wee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> Partially dry off.
>
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the
> whole time.
>
> Admire willy size in mirror again.
>
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to
> bedroom with towel around waist.
>
> If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.

[dr love]

Can't argue with that .: lol

[kelly90]

Can't argue with that .: lol

Agree Doc!u should really not

[Eugen]

You're a woman aren't you

[Morpheus]

Balls!! I've just discovered I shower like a woman!!!.

[BACMAN36]

Balls!! I've just discovered I shower like a woman!!!.

You think that's bad......... I've just discovered my missus showers like a bloke

[click n pick]

Funny funny wahoooo wiggle wiggle lol

[Christine]

> How To Shower Like a Woman
>
> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to
> lights and darks.
>
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
> stone.
>
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
> conditioner off hair.
>
> Shave armpits and legs.
>
> Turn off shower.
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>
> Get out of shower.
>
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
> partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
> pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
> If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
> sound.
>
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
> Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Wash your face.
>
> Wash your armpits.
>
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and
> laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your
> bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> Wash your hair.
>
> Make a Shampoo Mohican.
>
> Wee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> Partially dry off.
>
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the
> whole time.
>
> Admire willy size in mirror again.
>
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to
> bedroom with towel around waist.
>
> If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.

And after that ?

[dr love]

And after that ?

For the men we go see a escort.: lol

[dr love]

Agree Doc!u should really not

Agreed kelly .: doc