No, Wakka want me to sexually abuse him. Im not actually going to kill him. Well, not yetOriginally Posted by benin
Benny, should I be worried about you? Since when did you read my posts?
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No, Wakka want me to sexually abuse him. Im not actually going to kill him. Well, not yet
Benny, should I be worried about you? Since when did you read my posts?
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[QUOTE=lucy chambers;631018]Well a bit of terror adds to the excitement!!!!! lol
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Firstly, my apologies for dying! I never thought my heart was in such bad condition that it would fibrillate from the intensity of your pinkie. Also how did I swell to 16 stone?
Secondly, you’ll need to call an ambulance and may I please ask you to place the obols on my eyes. Just check my wallet for the coins. Tell the paramedics I had been getting hot, flushed and breathless; looking at you they will believe you
They will remove my body for you, all 16 stone of it!!
Thirdly, if the guards want to interview you please tell them anything you need to, to make them bugger off. But one favour, pretend I said something clever or witty with my last lung full.
Perhaps from Titus: I deserve not death, but I repent nothing else in my life except for one thing?
Instead of the CPR nonsense, help yourself to my credit card for a little online shopping before they all arrive, for the inconvenience, like
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I really like this post. Feel free to make an appointment, particularly when feeling under the weatherFirstly, my apologies for dying! I never thought my heart was in such bad condition that it fibrillate from the intensity of your pinkie. Also how did I swell to 16 stone?
Secondly, you’ll need to call an ambulance and may I please ask you to place the obols on my eyes. Just check my wallet for the coins. Tell the paramedics I had been getting hot, flushed and breathless; looking at you they will believe you
They will remove my body for you, all 16 stone of it!!
Thirdly, if the guards want to interview you please tell them anything you need to, to make them bugger off. But one favour, pretend I said something clever or witty with my last lung full.
Perhaps from Titus: I deserve not death, but I repent nothing else in my life except for one thing?
Instead of the CPR nonsense, help yourself to my credit card for a little online shopping before they all arrive, for the inconvenience, like
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Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
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No, Wakka want me to sexually abuse him. Im not actually going to kill him. Well, not yet
Benny, should I be worried about you? Since when did you read my posts?
ahh lucy i always read your posts (benny has his fingers crossed so its not a lie) ..sorry luce i got laid today...im giddy.
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Just get that finger of the ban button. I am too cute to die
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my finger smells nice, i dont want to touch any button right now....lolJust get that finger of the ban button. I am too cute to die
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Jesus Ben, thats gross. Yuuuuccckk.
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What a thread
Somehow, I'm not looking forward anymore to my thai meal who should arrive shortly.
Keep them going, I need to lose weight
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ahh luce my fingers smell of strawberry ... trust me
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