So...need a diversion?

[Lucy Chambers]

ahh luce my fingers smell of strawberry ... trust me

Thats the lube ya eejit

[benin]

Thats the lube ya eejit

jeysus i dunno...do you call it lube?....i could be wrong but at the time when i was rubbing it on her back...wait....lol

[doodlebug]

Simple if you are the escort, get dressed go out buy an outfit, arrive back fully dressed scream when you open the door, call the cops and say you found the guy dead in your apartment. Oh scatter lots of lingerie around the body and suggest he may be a deviant who broke in and was pleasuring himself among your smalls. If you are a touring girl, move the fxxk on to the next town.

If I am the man, use my last breath to request a refund!!!!

[wakka]

[QUOTE=lucy chambers;631022]No, Wakka want me to sexually abuse him.

Yes he does!!!!!! lol

[UncleBob]

i wud remove my finger and check his pulse maybe try to start some cpr
contact the paramedics ask for a cardic ambulance
i wud then continue to do cpr 30 rep with 2 breaths

if it was an outcall id also contact the hotel reception inform them off the situation and ask if they had defibilator
inform them im trained to operate it if they have it and get up the room asap

incall i wud continue cpr to at least keep the heart shaking so that if a cardic driver ie the motorbike guy reaches me in under 10min he may slap on the defibs guy hopefully surivces and im due a massive mother fucking tip

also give as much info without outing myself and wave him off in ambulance
and if its incall i wud then look up daft.ie and move


ps most people show signs of a heart attack prior to heart attack pain down the left hand cold and clamy skin dizzyness etc if this was the case i wud offer my client a disprin tablet to thin the blood and ring a taxi to the nearest hosiptal!
sudden cardic arest shows signs of difficulty to take in air red to blue face!!

Finally, the response that you'd want in this thread. Saoirse, it seems that you're a gal to suffer a heart attack from

[Prickly]

Lucy, if it was me I honestly wouldn't care what you did with my corpse. As for your dilemma I can only suggest you call a meeting of the coven to cast a spell and make me disappear before I start to ooze fluids.

Actually on second thoughts... I'd like to be cremated with half a dozen escorts in attendance all wearing black veils and clutching a single red rose and convincingly sobbing.
Costs can be covered with the 12k in cash under the spare wheel of my car. Keys will be in my jacket.

Now, can I have an appointment please? My ticker is feeling unloved and may quit at any moment.

[TheNads]

If all else fails Lucy call one of your clients in high places, suggest that it's in his best interests to make your problem go away & remind him that you have some scumbag hacks tel. no.

[MrNiceGuy2010]

my finger smells nice, i dont want to touch any button right now....lol

[MrNiceGuy2010]

..sorry luce i got laid today...im giddy.

Aye i seen the video benny