Reasons to cancel ?

[Bruce 4play]

Two weeks ago i was viciously savaged by a half open tin of beans.
Friday night and Brucie doing his usual Friday Fish and chips with a few beans to go on top of the chips , hell yes its an old ritual of mine.
I must of done something bad that day and payback was a nice slice of skin away from Brucies finger without even feeling it.
To cut to the chase i had a pr-arranged with a w/g and I'm sitting there looking at the finger all nicely wrapped up in bandage and the size of chipolata and thinking crumbs , This will be messy.
So i rang to cancel and left a voice message and then i sent a text.
"Sorry my luv , I'm unable to meet later as i have had an accident with a tin of beans."
She text me back a while later and said that's the funniest excuse she had ever had.

So that got me thinking. What is the most unusual reason you have ever had for cancelling an escort appointment?
Ladies . What is the best one you have heard?
Must be genuine reasons girls and boys.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfOfpYx4ZN8

[ciara]

I never get funny excuses normally just the usual "sorry won't make it" and this txt
comes 20 minutes after the arranged time of date lol

Actually can't complain I find you guys from the boards are good at cancelling in good time so thanks

[benin]

I never get funny excuses normally just the usual "sorry won't make it" and this txt
comes 20 minutes after the arranged time of date lol

Actually can't complain I find you guys from the boards are good at cancelling in good time so thanks

excuse me?...you are meant to be a bitch stop being so understanding and friendly!!!!


for future reference if someone lets you know 20 mins after the appointment was arranged for here is what you do...






remember you will need to hit 88 mph ...ohh and bring a spare flux capacitor..they are dodgy.

see im a great help as always.

[benin]

someone run over a granny

fuckin hell it was santa going for a punt !!!!

[Doozer]

I never get funny excuses normally just the usual "sorry won't make it" and this txt
comes 20 minutes after the arranged time of date lol

Actually can't complain I find you guys from the boards are good at cancelling in good time so thanks

theres your answer frank the yank. thats why we.need these forums

[benin]

theres your answer frank the yank. thats why we.need these forums

let me just clarify...doozer called you a yank..with a W...lol

[Morpheus]

excuse me?...you are meant to be a bitch stop being so understanding and friendly!!!!


for future reference if someone lets you know 20 mins after the appointment was arranged for here is what you do...






remember you will need to hit 88 mph ...ohh and bring a spare flux capacitor..they are dodgy.

see im a great help as always.

Benny, I don't think our Ciara was born when "Back to the future was released"!!!

[benin]

Benny, I don't think our Ciara was born when "Back to the future was released"!!!

nor part two or three (and we get to have time and compionship with her...he he )

*cough* i mean why is ciara younger than me?

[Morpheus]

Sorry Bruce, I've don't have any good excuses!.

Then again, I've never cancelled an appointment!!! (No man in his right mind would cancel an appointment with any one of the lovelies I've had the privilege of seeing!)


Mind you cutting my finger on a tin of beans would definitely be a reason to cancel. And any skin breaks would be a reason to cancel. And obviousy the flu - would be another (in the interest of the lady's health).

However, it would be nice to come up with at least an entertaining excuse! I was hoping to get some pointers here?

[benin]

Sorry Bruce, I've don't have any good excuses!.

Then again, I've never cancelled an appointment!!! (No man in his right mind would cancel an appointment with any one of the lovelies I've had the privilege of seeing!)


Mind you cutting my finger on a tin of beans would definitely be a reason to cancel. And any skin breaks would be a reason to cancel. And obviousy the flu - would be another (in the interest of the lady's health).

However, it would be nice to come up with at least an entertaining excuse! I was hoping to get some pointers here?

my wife and her mother were in the carpark when i was going to see you..(sorry layla)...boy was that scary!!