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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    eh mick wallace sponsers one doesnt he lol
    Seems my knowledge is not the best..
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    he also used to manage wexford in the league of ireland. not quit AC Milan though lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Isnt Silvio going to be arrested when he is no longer president or something?
    Even Sarkozy tries to have affairs (and he is married to Carla FFS)
    Ahh Brother Doozer, Sarkozy is a little man with a big ego and like all little man, he's needs his ego constantly massaged. But Carla, being an Italian woman, understands about men and the uphill battles they face on a daily basis to do the simplest of tasks......like getting their zippers to close and stay closed. The French people will forgive their elected politicians; after all they elected them in the knowledge that they are mere mortals. If they wanted perfection, they would have stayed with the ancient regime, where the monarch held his rightful position by the grace of God.

    As for Italy, I will believe that Silvio has been arrested and made amenable to the courts when I see a photo of him wearing a ball and chain. Firstly, he is currently in a position to directly change or influence a change in the law. Secondly, we know he has sufficient money to buy loads of escorts, and as we know from the past in Ireland, escorts are not the only people who can be bought. Finally, if all else fails, he can retire to Sicily and hire a local organsation to protect his interests. When Mussolini went down south, he did'nt need his fascisti to protect him. Now with some Cosa Nostra insurance cover, I'm sure any judge, public prosecutor or witness will be made a generous offer........one that they would be extremely foolish to refuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Ahh Brother Doozer, Sarkozy is a little man with a big ego and like all little man, he's needs his ego constantly massaged. But Carla, being an Italian woman, understands about men and the uphill battles they face on a daily basis to do the simplest of tasks......like getting their zippers to close and stay closed. The French people will forgive their elected politicians; after all they elected them in the knowledge that they are mere mortals. If they wanted perfection, they would have stayed with the ancient regime, where the monarch held his rightful position by the grace of God.

    As for Italy, I will believe that Silvio has been arrested and made amenable to the courts when I see a photo of him wearing a ball and chain. Firstly, he is currently in a position to directly change or influence a change in the law. Secondly, we know he has sufficient money to buy loads of escorts, and as we know from the past in Ireland, escorts are not the only people who can be bought. Finally, if all else fails, he can retire to Sicily and hire a local organsation to protect his interests. When Mussolini went down south, he did'nt need his fascisti to protect him. Now with some Cosa Nostra insurance cover, I'm sure any judge, public prosecutor or witness will be made a generous offer........one that they would be extremely foolish to refuse.
    im not naive in thinking he will serve any jail time carlos.
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    Berlusconi, I would have to say is completely unique in the modern era, maybe other Roman leaders long before him would be similar but the man is going to be infamous for generations. It's more the fact that he controlled a large part of the Italian media while was head of government/state, makes Rupert Murdoch look like a pup. Plus he has all but gotten off and bitten his thumb at all those who attacked him. A legend of how power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    Oh to have just a small percent of his fortune, I'd be having some bunga bunga with my favourite Italians as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    im not naive in thinking he will serve any jail time carlos.
    Ahh Doozer, prison is for the little people........just ask the ghost of Charlie Haughey. Silvio would have enough money to put together a crack team of the best lawyers on the planet to drag out any case for a decade. Between raising objections, appealing rulings and buying off people, by the time he was actually convicted of anything, he would be that old and infirmed, that the judge, having received a nice fat brown envelope, would on humanitarian grounds impose some sort of fine rather than a custodial sentence. Even if he did get a few years, it would be more cost effective to tag him and place him under house arrest in one of his villas.......at least Silvio could then pick and choose and pay for those who would be minding him.......rather then the Italian tax payers. No doubt it would be an all female staff who would be "guarding" him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timdog View Post
    Oh to have just a small percent of his fortune, I'd be having some bunga bunga with my favourite Italians as well
    Just one question.......on a point of technical clarification. Does a threesome qualify as a bunga bunga, or do I need to organise a foursome or moresome for it to achieve bunga bunga status?

    As I perceive it, the most important aspect of a bunga bunga party is roleplay. The escorts have to pretend that they are minor celebrities or starlets and that they want you to act as their sponsor or mentor, and of course, the most important part, at all times they must address you as Signor Berlusconi...........now that's quite a mouthful.......particularly when the mouth happens to be full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Just one question.......on a point of technical clarification. Does a threesome qualify as a bunga bunga, or do I need to organise a foursome or moresome for it to achieve bunga bunga status?

    As I perceive it, the most important aspect of a bunga bunga party is roleplay. The escorts have to pretend that they are minor celebrities or starlets and that they want you to act as their sponsor or mentor, and of course, the most important part, at all times they must address you as Signor Berlusconi...........now that's quite a mouthful.......particularly when the mouth happens to be full.
    As a supporter of all despots, and fan of the extravagance that can only be obtained by plundering a nation (ie, Ghaddafi, Hussein, Mugabe to name but a few) your views on Silvio and his ability to evade criminal prosecution are spot on.

    But the Bunga Bunga, according to the source of all information, Wikipedia, as follows:

    In Italy, the term bunga bunga "has become an instant, supposedly hilarious, household expression".[9]
    Descriptions of bunga bunga disagree on its meaning, or perhaps illustrate the range of its reference. It "is said to be a sort of underwater orgy where nude young women allegedly encircled the nude host and/or his friends in his swimming pool",[10] "an African-style ritual" performed for male spectators by "20 naked young women",[11] or erotic entertainment hosted by a rich host involving pole dancing and competitive striptease by skimpy-costumed "women in nurses' outfits and police uniforms"[12] — but topless women, the prize being prostitution for the host.[13]


    Not the worst reason to host a party I guess.... Now where did I drop the keys to my villa???

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