Too Many Of My Favourite Escorts Coming To Town - Ladies, Please!

[Mousey]

.

Hello ladies. I am Mousey.




You might remember me from such punts as the one where you had several screaming orgasms and finally knew what it was like to have been with a real man, or the one where you begged for doggy in your best bedroom voice because the thought of my fat hairy white belly wheezing on top of you made you want to throw up on your nice clean bedspreads.

Well, anyway, I have a problem. My Mousecock has just started its monthly twitching, meaning I am in need of a punt, but when I go online and plan who might be around next week, it turns out that there are AT LEAST THREE of my favourite escorts in town!

It's like waiting an hour for a feckin bus and then two come along at once.

Now, ladies, please. There really was no need to all rush together to help me out. An orderly queue would have sufficed and anyway, my love won't go around to you all. This means I am again in the horrible position of having to pick and choose, when I would really rather swagger from one appointment to the next.

I realise that, as an escort's dream client - tiny penis you can hardly feel, minimum two hours for one climax, likes snuggles and chatting instead of humping like an epileptic on speed and pawing your boobies all the time - you are all most anxious to experience some Mouselove, but I ask you, I plead with you, to organise yourselves a bit better.

Stagger your visits. Devote an entire thread to me on the private forum if you need to talk to each other about it. Cross-reference each others' plans so that I don't have to spend ages worrying about offending someone and thinking about how best to juggle punts. This would help my peace of mind a lot.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[JAMESCORK]

Just noticed the numbers of escorts in limerick have decreased from 50 to 47, and thats in the last 15 minutes. Thats 3 escorts in 15 minutes.... Jaysus, if this keeps up there will be none left soon...

Oooops, sorry Mousey, didnt mean to Off Topic your thread... anyway, you were saying?

[Amy Alison]

Hmm, I can only see one lady at the moment in Limerick that may tickle your fancy ... or belly
Where did you get 3 from ? I think this is just your secret wish and you're just trying some reverse psychology on the ladies

[SR71]

Hmm, I can only see one lady at the moment in Limerick that may tickle your fancy ... or belly
Where did you get 3 from ? I think this is just your secret wish and you're just trying some reverse psychology on the ladies

PMSL, Mousey whats your defence to Amy's statement?

[Sarah]

Triple vision, maybe ???
You should not worry about that at all, you shall be more worry if there wouldn't any lady in your type now in town

[Sarah]

Triple vision, maybe ???
You should not worry about that at all, you shall be more worry if there wouldn't any lady in your type now in town

[Mousey]

Where did you get 3 from ? I think this is just your secret wish and you're just trying some reverse psychology on the ladies

Well, maybe I phrased it badly, but I meant that there will be at least three next week, when I am hoping for a punt

[JAMESCORK]

Hmm, I can only see one lady at the moment in Limerick that may tickle your fancy ... or belly
Where did you get 3 from ? I think this is just your secret wish and you're just trying some reverse psychology on the ladies

There were a few others there about a half hour ago, the one thats left is the one that doesnt read the boards...

[Lucy Chambers]

.

Hello ladies. I am Mousey.




You might remember me from such punts as the one where you had several screaming orgasms and finally knew what it was like to have been with a real man, or the one where you begged for doggy in your best bedroom voice because the thought of my fat hairy white belly wheezing on top of you made you want to throw up on your nice clean bedspreads.

Well, anyway, I have a problem. My Mousecock has just started its monthly twitching, meaning I am in need of a punt, but when I go online and plan who might be around next week, it turns out that there are AT LEAST THREE of my favourite escorts in town!

It's like waiting an hour for a feckin bus and then two come along at once.

Now, ladies, please. There really was no need to all rush together to help me out. An orderly queue would have sufficed and anyway, my love won't go around to you all. This means I am again in the horrible position of having to pick and choose, when I would really rather swagger from one appointment to the next.

I realise that, as an escort's dream client - tiny penis you can hardly feel, minimum two hours for one climax, likes snuggles and chatting instead of humping like an epileptic on speed and pawing your boobies all the time - you are all most anxious to experience some Mouselove, but I ask you, I plead with you, to organise yourselves a bit better.

Stagger your visits. Devote an entire thread to me on the private forum if you need to talk to each other about it. Cross-reference each others' plans so that I don't have to spend ages worrying about offending someone and thinking about how best to juggle punts. This would help my peace of mind a lot.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Ah, another nominee for our weekly award.

You do realise, mon mouse, that this is all your fault? You made Limerick a hot spot. An escort hub. Heck, you even made the agencies notice the place. Mousey, the escort magnet. It's somewhat unnerving

[Amy Alison]

Well, maybe I phrased it badly, but I meant that there will be at least three next week, when I am hoping for a punt

Sure, sure ... it was just an innocent phrasing mistake
(come on ladies, go ALL to Limerick next week and make Mousey's choice even harder He'll love it !)