A few things...

[JAMESCORK]

I was in a bad place… I had a pitch for a deal last month and because I was on here the night before I am convinced I was not prepared enough and I did not get the deal. A small deal, but a deal is a deal. Business is shite enough out there to allow a pastime get in the way. I came home from the pub a few nights later after a feed of pints with the lads, having played with the tits of a 20 year old Hungarian earlier, only to find my kids barefoot and breaking up the furniture to light the fire. Something had to give. I had another pitch the following week, a much bigger contract, and I was NOT going to fuck that up. I needed a ban cos I’m weaker than all ye remarkable men and I needed to concentrate on my work. Well I’m glad to say I didn’t lose this one so Im back… for now.

While I was away I still visited the site, primarily to find a lassie to shag. And by Jaysus I shagged a few. Some should come with a warning though. Ill post reviews for most.

I was watching ye all tearing strips off each other. Most was a laugh, some not so funny. Here are a few of my thoughts. Sorry to bring up covered ground.

Hobbygate:

Holy shit… was I fooled... The Maitre D of chat. Mr. Nice Guy. But when I saw his shenanigans were affecting good friends of mine I was really annoyed. I mean we all like to gossip. We all like to have a chat with our lady friends, but please keep it private. Like I recently heard that Benny likes to get tied up and have candle wax poured all over his arse.. But do I come on here taking about it.. No. I think the main point highlighted here is tis grand to slag and talk about ourselves but NOT the ladies… Bit of cop on required here… But then he got banned. Banned for gossiping?? Well I suppose we have to trust management when these decisions are made. They know what they are doing. (Well Sam does anyway, sher the other ones are just birds..)

Stephiegate:

Poor ol’ Steph… She took a slaggin. And it wasn’t even her fault. It has come out now that Mr Hobbs again was spreading rumours. I was privy to the rumours before they surfaced, but hadn’t expected that Steph would have been dragged in as she was. Poor dear.. She was like a frightened rabbit caught in the headlights of an on coming car. And that can’t be good for the heart, especially at her age…*cough*.

Spermiegate:

Ah no… This disappoints me most. My buddy Spermie, what were you thinking? Here is a prime example of a man being led by the dick into a quagmire of deceit. I liked the twat, he was great at taking insult after insult. But all in jest. He was very fond of Kamilla. He will be missed..

Well that’s it really.. Its good to be back. I was really hoping that Anon would keep up his ban, but I suppose we cant have it every way…