A bit of light hearted gossip

[mellors]

After all the bitterness thats been around recently, just a few things that have been told to me by escorts over the past couple of weeks that made me chuckle. (I dont think this breaks any confidences or ethical boundaries !)
Was having s post coital cig with a lady in her mid 20s, I asked if she had brought any fags back from her holiday at home,no she replied, if my Dad knew I smoked he'd go mad (What about doing rude things with clients !)
Another lady, expecting a new client who had requested she dress in thongs,stockings, high heels and nothing else, looked through the peephole and opened the door to find the guy from NTL standing there. Her excuse, she was waiting for her boyfriend to come home.
Just a bit of a laugh.

[corm]

The second one made me laugh. I bet the NTL guy enjoyed his eyeful.

[ksteve]

I like the first one !

[saoirsemac]

what escort greats a new client in just a thong and stockings naive young lady!!
esp with all the wankers who look for a free look and cheap thrill

[Fitzy]

I would love to work for NTL some of the sights and offers oh what about being a window cleaner.

[ksteve]

what escort greats a new client in just a thong and stockings naive young lady!!
esp with all the wankers who look for a free look and cheap thrill

More than you would think S !

Personally, I prefer to be greeted by the lady in a dress, but I suspect I am in the minority .( I have been known to request the lady to go and put her clothes on ! )

[saoirsemac]

More than you would think S !

Personally, I prefer to be greeted by the lady in a dress, but I suspect I am in the minority .( I have been known to request the lady to go and put her clothes on ! )

just find it mad even when u get that request i normaly laugh and he goes in the yaaa timewaster pile!!
u get the ones then who turn up and try to get a free grope too...

each to there own i guess!! see timewasters and fuckwits ruin it all for ye lol
alot of guys with too much time on their hands
and ex punters who cant afford it wanting to get a free thrill!!

[Fitzy]

[QUOTE=saoirsemac;613028]what escort greats a new client in just a thong and stockings naive young lady!!
esp with all the wankers who look for a free look and cheap thrill[/QUOTE
Is it that bad I once visited an escort she opened the door low and behold she was wearing a track suit .

[saoirsemac]

[QUOTE=Fitzy;613037]

what escort greats a new client in just a thong and stockings naive young lady!!
esp with all the wankers who look for a free look and cheap thrill[/QUOTE
Is it that bad I once visited an escort she opened the door low and behold she was wearing a track suit .

haha i have been asked to wear pjs before... i love that guy!!

[Fitzy]

So saoirsmac first time meeting up with you what you wearing when the door opens.