After all the bitterness thats been around recently, just a few things that have been told to me by escorts over the past couple of weeks that made me chuckle. (I dont think this breaks any confidences or ethical boundaries !)
Was having s post coital cig with a lady in her mid 20s, I asked if she had brought any fags back from her holiday at home,no she replied, if my Dad knew I smoked he'd go mad (What about doing rude things with clients !)
Another lady, expecting a new client who had requested she dress in thongs,stockings, high heels and nothing else, looked through the peephole and opened the door to find the guy from NTL standing there. Her excuse, she was waiting for her boyfriend to come home.
Just a bit of a laugh.