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    Default How do escorts save clients' phone numbers?

    I have been wondering how the ladies save our numbers on their phones?

    Firstly, if a client has a common name (or cough * uses a common name), how do the ladies distinguish when a regular John or Paul calls?

    Do they save them chronologically or based on characteristics? – eg. John Small cock, John smelly bollocks, John always late, John with the notepad (that would be me!)...etc..


    Secondly, and more importantly, do ladies who use PM save us as our usernames? In other words, am I saved as Morpheus?

    While this never bothered me in the past, recent criminal trials abroad quoting reviews by certain posters has got me paranoid. There isn’t anyway that anyone can trace a punter based on his posts (unless E-I decides to hand over our IP addresses).

    However, if the legislation to criminalize clients comes in, it may be very relevant! Say someday I get nabbed by the cops after a punt (although with my luck it will probably be mid-shag!). My plea would be that this is a first time offence.

    But here’s where that plea will be scuppered. Both my phone and the said lady’s will be kept as evidence. My name saved as Morpheus. The cops I’m sure would have been scouring E-I looking for suitable ladies to observe. It’s only a click away to check my forum activity and reviews. The reviews would be quite damning but I don’t think would constitute strong enough evidence of repeat offending. What I am worried about is my posts! For starters the state prosecutors will probably add on the offence of posting pornographic pics on the net!! Then my views on Ruhamma etc.. will all be evident and can be read out in court!!! Not to mention my ass and boobie threads!!

    I wish I could blame my paranoia on drugs or old age, but I’m guilty of neither.

    I want someone to tell me to stop being a silly boy and chill. (Then again, truth be told, my paranoia will be all forgotten when I plan my next punt).
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Stop being a silly boy and chill
    Since the new law hasnt come in anything you have done can't be used against you as its legal. So dont worry
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    I save them as time and place. 1.45 Sligo. I dont tend to save unless they ask anyway. Of course no shows get saved, etc.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    I wish I could blame my paranoia on drugs or old age, but I’m guilty of neither.

    I want someone to tell me to stop being a silly boy and chill. (Then again, truth be told, my paranoia will be all forgotten when I plan my next punt).

    hahaha very good Morph least i got an excuse

    Take a chill pill and stop being silly.....They will never catch ya


    I really mean might not

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    Chill morph and don't sweat it bro , should that happen though I'm truly fucked .: lol
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Morpheus just because some lady may have u listed in her phone as Morpheus doesn't make it so!
    If u get caught in mid act ur name in a phone will make no difference!
    I have plenty of pre thought out excuses in the event I'm caught mid shag or get caught walking out of an apartment door by johnny law!
    Either way just have a plan and take a chill pill lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Chill morph and don't sweat it bro , should that happen though I'm truly fucked .: lol
    not as fucked as mr fussy
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    s'not lookin' good, kid.

    Last edited by warmcome; 20-10-11 at 20:01.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    not as fucked as mr fussy
    Very true doozer .: lol
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    All my posts and reviews on here are complete jokes and fabrication. NOTHING I admit to on here actually happened.
    Secondly "she's my girlfriend" so unless they had (ahem) hard evidence it wouldn't get into court.

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