In a backroom of the Private Escort Forum
Locked away in a dark and private room a meeting was called:
Lucy: Right settle down ladies please… CIARA! Turn that off immediately, its brand new and you are wasting the batteries.
Ciara: Awh Luce… but Im soooo fecking horny…
Lucy: There is a time and a place sweetie…. Now ladies we all know why we are here don’t we? Yes that Stephanie trollop is getting waaaay too popular for my liking on my boards. I am queen bee around here and nobody threatens my crown so this calls for drastic action. I need suggestions and I need them fast…
Saoirse: We could just call here a durty cunt and get all the fellas to turn against her.
Lucy: Quite… but I should prefer something a tad more subtle, Orla darling….
Ciara: Are you sure this will work Luce? Steph is usually quite boooring when it comes to a good ol’ fisticuffs.
Lucy: Don’t worry dearie.. she will come out to play, trust me, I’m a long time at this.
Ebony Ambers: Well how about where Nobbiest is saying she is calling me a slag and saying she is passing round rumours about me an’ all. Even though she never said em fings neither, no one need know that… innit.
Lucy: Well done Ambers.. I like it. This is the kind of character destroying ammunition I am talking about.
Heather: And don’t worry about those deceitful vagina sporting spineless punters standing up for her either… they haven’t got a pair of balls between em… ha ha ha..
Ebony Amber: Oi you.. the Vagina bit is mine…
Heather: Sorry Amber… I have grown rather attached to the term.. I hope you don’t mind..
Lucy: CIARA, I SAID PUT IT AWAY!....*sigh*… I take your point Heather, we should indeed have free rein. But more.. we need more.
Saorise: Hey I no.. how bout where she posted that stuff & made fun of my dylex… dilectsic…
Lucy: Dyslexia, dearie…
Saoirse: Yeah tha… we could call her a stuck up cow just cos she talks all proper like…
Lucy: Golly.. well done Orla.. outstanding contribution indeed.
Ciara: Wait!!! Benny just called… seemingly James is coming back to defend her… ooooh.. I’m feeling all kinda guilty now…
Lucy: Pfff.. that sap… Leave him to me, he is like putty in my hands. Call Benny back and offer him the strapon again if he promises not to un-ban him.
Saorise: Maybe seeing as we are now all buddy wuddy you and me like, maybe we could just take her on together Luce.. we could call it “Move over Cinderella, the sisters are in charge now”….
Lucy: Charming, I’m sure, but not my style darling. Frankly I shall expect to use rather more restraint, I hate blatancy, in any case I fear it may come across slightly innocuous..
Saorise: Inn… wha?
Lucy: eh … it wouldn’t work dearie. No I feel we have enough to go on. So let’s get out there my darlings and remember our motto. “one against all..”
All: “AND ALL AGAINST ONE!”…
Lucy: Well done my dears.. Anyone hear from Shirley yet?...........
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