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Oscar. I would keep fags in it too.Originally Posted by EbonyAmber
Did you know that because I eat so much toast and crusts my bum is now 50% wider
Curls are a nightmare. A curly afro is worse.
If you had an afro- what would you name it?
Why does toast always drop butter side down?
Did you know you have 100 thousand itty bitty creatures living on your eyelashes?
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I call mine Mary. Mary UnderweaveFags go in my bra (I'm classy like that) but always got a comb in the afro.
I butter both sides of toast. Maybe another reason my bum is wider and the reason it lands on the buttered side.
Are you suggesting my eyelashes have crabs? Did you know the teeth of a crab are in its stomach? Hardly fluffy but kinda cool.
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Originally Posted by hd7055
Not sure I'll ever 'understand' you, and not sure I ever want to - you are wonderful just as you are!
Right before I retch, can I thank Shirley for introducing the word 'Fluffy' to a wider audience! And can I just clarify, for future reference that fluffy appointments are still ok?
Enjoy Ciara, ahem, I mean Galway ...
Are you insinuating what I think you are?
Oh, jolly good
Hmmm, this opens up so many (all wonderful) scenarios ...
Am going to say f**k all in case I ruin any of them.
But am going to reflect (ok, bit of an euphemism) on each and every one of them and get back to you. This period of, eh, reflection, may take quite some time ...
Loves ya (the all new improved fluffy version especially) Luce
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No. I am feeling slightly misunderstood
Retired from punting, yet still here?
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I like to dip strawberries in chocolate before eating them,its lush
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On first read I thought that said does anyone care for some nice fluffy head? Feel a bit disappointed now
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Sorry I'm late
Official Arse Slap Administered to Lucy. Oct 20th for a shameless self promotion fluffy thread.
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