I call mine Mary. Mary Underweave Fags go in my bra (I'm classy like that) but always got a comb in the afro.
I butter both sides of toast. Maybe another reason my bum is wider and the reason it lands on the buttered side.
Are you suggesting my eyelashes have crabs? Did you know the teeth of a crab are in its stomach? Hardly fluffy but kinda cool.