Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
Oscar. I would keep fags in it too.

Why does toast always drop butter side down?

Did you know you have 100 thousand itty bitty creatures living on your eyelashes?
I call mine Mary. Mary Underweave Fags go in my bra (I'm classy like that) but always got a comb in the afro.

I butter both sides of toast. Maybe another reason my bum is wider and the reason it lands on the buttered side.

Are you suggesting my eyelashes have crabs? Did you know the teeth of a crab are in its stomach? Hardly fluffy but kinda cool.

Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
Godwin Winston Afro Disiac
OR
Spongeball Fuzzhead