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    Lightbulb Warning.....warning.....warning

    ANY ESCORTS THAT HAVE BEEN WITH WESTSIDE OR BIGPAWS PLEASE READ BELOW.....Top feminine hygiene company, Vagifresh, has introduced its new "Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit", it was reported Wednesday.

    "This is really an innovation in home vaginal stink detection," Vagifresh Rep. Rebecca Gosch said during a phone interview.

    "Vagina odor detection has rocketed into the 21st century with our new product. We here at Vagifresh are thrilled!"

    The new Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit works by swabbing the inside of your vagina with a specially coated "stink stick". After 3 minutes your level of vaginal odor can be matched to a color chart that corresponds to your stink level.

    "I swore I could smell a dirty sock," claimed one user, "but boy was I surprised when the stink meter told me I was closer to anhydrous ammonia."

    Ms. Gosch ended the phone interview by stating, "Man dreamed of flight once... And watched it come true. Man dreamed of a device that; when powered up, could provide light to light up our houses and cities, and yes; man dreamed of one day, being able to stick a sharp plastic applicator - up your vagina - pull it out and wait a few minutes - and then compare the color on the applicator to a pre-printed color chart - to tell how bad your vagina odor was."
    "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night."

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    Default For F***s Sake

    Maybe I don't have a 'Gsoh'

    But this is a horrible post. Why is it still on here ?

    It might have been funny, but it seems like a personal attack on 2 members of this forum. You must be a) really good friends (guessing not) or b) not very bright.

    Mrs brown - I don't know if you are animal, vegetable, mineral or a trouble causing troll, I don't really care. But you clutter a really good forum with some purile shite.

    My opinion, just like you have one about everyone else. I know I've just fed the Troll, but FFS! I am the only one bored with the garbage you spout ??


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    Thumbs down False Advertising by Taylor of Manchester

    decided i would do a seperate thread on this!!!!
    "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night."

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    Cool mrsbrown THE VILLAGE IDIOT????

    The idiocracy of mrsbrown's mind can be clearly seen on these message boards ................... she/he started a thread recently called Hate Campaign complaining "It would appear that there has been some sort of hate campaign instigated by several members on the boards here recently...Name and shame them....." , she/he then posts these ..........

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ead.php?t=7725
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ead.php?t=7724

    ............... showing herself/himself for the true hypocrite she/he is!!

    In light of Patricia's recent hard-line on personal attacks etc I think mrsbrown is in real danger of being banned which I would applaud in theory except that it won't stop mrsbrown from re-registering under a new username and continuing being a donkey as in the case of "hotspothoney" who was banned by Patricia only to re-register as "straightarrow" to continue to advertise without paying the staff, post pointless comments etc and be so blatant about it as to even joke that "next time I will use the username banned!" And then there are those who post under more than one username for some strange reason, most obvious one is punter john aka hal.
    So is there any point in banning mrsbrown, straightarrow etc? Not unless Patricia follows up on it, which she can do just the way she did with *name removed* ........... he registered and re-registered under several usenames but Patricia was able to spot this and take action ............ then again I enjoy the banter with INTELLIGENT posters and the freedom of speech on here so I don't think anybody should be banned .............. just ignore or ridicule the idiots is my advice!!

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    Last edited by bigpaws; 07-01-08 at 01:33.
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor of Manchester View Post
    But this is a horrible post. Why is it still on here ?
    Truthfully because I saw it and I didn't even understand what it was

    If either Bigpaws or Westside want it removed, they can ask and I will oblige.

    Now, Mrs Brown - This is the last time I am telling you - CUT IT OUT - or you will be barred.

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    BTW Paws, that other person's name was removed from your post because he contacted us to say he was ready to stop posting crap on this website, but he wanted he name removed now also... That seemed like a fair deal to me who is sick of crap being posted on here, so it is a deal I did with him... So long as he stops posting slanderous crap on this message board about various other people, I'll keep his name off it for him.

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    In my opinion they shouldn't be banned as it stops the ignore feature from working. I have a number of users on ignore and if they were banned we all know they will just re-register.

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    Thumbs up Patricia

    That IS a good deal Pat, I won't be mentioning him again so ................ maybe you could make the same deal with mrsbrown and punter john/hal???

    I, like you Pat, am not a big fan of censorship so there's is no need to remove any posts on my account but thanks for the offer.

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    Default pointless

    pointless thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitey View Post
    pointless thread
    not a pointless thread, what is pointless is having a post about a 'non-warning'

    This is a 'big-boys' game, both WGs and Clients put themselves at risk everytime they open the door.

    Sad fact but true. Why the hell do we need any extra 'warning' posts than necessary.

    I like working over here, I like the people I meet, I like the country.

    I don't like this kind of rubbish.

    Now if you don't mind, I need to empty my 'bag' would anyone be kind enough to pass me my zimmer ??


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