An open letter

[Headlad]

...To The Hobbyist.

Sir,

I am delighted to hear that you have been unmasked for the braggard and arrogant fool that you truly are. I cannot imagine that you will post here anytime in the upcoming future, but I am sure that you will be hiding, and reading. Therefore, I must recount my sheer delight at your mistake.

'Regards',

The Head.

Oh, and on a slightly more serious note - your backstabbing and gossiping would have been very hurtful to some: I'm just glad that at least one of them had a sensible head on her shoulders and didn't let it bother her. It's good to know that the others now know about your... I was about to say Machiavellian schemeing, but that would credit your intelligence, which I won't do... You're a dispicable human being for abusing trust.

I'm quite glad we're not in the same city. I'm too pretty for prison.

Also:

Hobbyist,

I have sent you a pm but just thought I would clear it up publicly.

I think you are a massive hypocrite and totally full of shit.

You are worse than ANY escort on this board with your information getting, gossiping, tittle tattle and drama causing. You come on the boards acting all high and mighty. All refined, polite and full of manners. Pull the other one.

You are a little man who clearly has nothing better to do with your time than spread malicious words and try to con escorts into a false sense of security. Trying to convince them that you are their friends!! Hah! Laughable.

There is nothing more un attractive than a man with a vagina which you clearly have. Do you actually think that because you like politics, tea and long appointments it makes your bullshit any more digestible? I hope not. I think you need a different Hobby my darling. Maybe Knitting or Baking. It suits seeing as you gossip like a little old house wife.

That is all that I have to say on the matter. Ladies. Please don't be blinded by a couple of hundred Euros. If you are going to accept an appointment do it but keep conversations neutral. Clients like this are in my opinion venomous. Give me 100 euros for a quick shag any day thank you.


Oh and btw. Something that has bothered me for ages. You and your "I only indulge in long appointments" high horse. Bull Shit.Remember when Ciara and I were doing duos? Remember the 30 min appointment you requested. Exactly. Aint nothing wrong with 30 mins is there.

Please do not PM me. I haven't time for your tall tales and fucking formality. This is an escort forum not a Salon de Thé.'

Regards.

Ebony Amber

This is the put-down of the century - mine don't come close. Just another reason, to add to the many, that I love you, Amber.

[itstimenow]

im on here alot and never av a clue wat does be going on.god wat threads must i be reading

[Ebony Amber]

im on here alot and never av a clue wat does be going on.god wat threads must i be reading

Do you like strawberries?

[itstimenow]

i love strawberries not so much cream.are you suggestin i eat strawberries off your body or sumtin

Do you like strawberries?

[Ebony Amber]

i love strawberries not so much cream.are you suggestin i eat strawberries off your body or sumtin

I'm not suggesting that in the slightest. It was a joke but never mind

[itstimenow]

hmmm.i got yours but you never got mine..hmmm

I'm not suggesting that in the slightest. It was a joke but never mind

[Ebony Amber]

hmmm.i got yours but you never got mine..hmmm

Ahh, I see now.


Any how. Headlads brilliant thread shouldn't be diluted to this.

[fannymuncher]

OOOh Yes - wonderfully put whoever started this - I too as a Punter have suffered on here too for month now - so much so that an escort that was
a 'friend' and with whom I had a good realtionship believed his BS and no longer speaks to me. I won't go into detail for her sake, but false calls, innuendo and suggestion all led to this for me too. I hope this remains posted - those that know me will hopefully realise - but to the person that doesn't - now will u believe me. The way he held 'court' and yet I knew it was a facade, plus other tales I hear in passing but keptand will do. But to whoever has picked up on this - from me - any way well said indeed.

[Morpheus]

I was a little bit lost until I read the posts on the relevant thread.


Bloody hell Doodles!!!!! What were you thinkning when you started the "I have complaint" thread???.

Seems you got everyone else complaining and now all the ladies are upset! .


You should do the right thing - self flagellation and abstinence for a full year!

[Lucy Chambers]

I shall get us back on topic then. Well said. Headlad. It is late and I am beyond the point of adding anything right now, but I shall.


Some of you have received PM's from the Hobbyist this evening, offering to explain the situation. While he is at it, ask him to man up and share his explanation with the ladies he has tried his crapola with. They are certainly not confined to the escorts posting right now. Most of you have seen there was a problem, all of you know there are two sides to the story. Encourage the kind gentleman, it would be lovely to see him