...To The Hobbyist.
Sir,
I am delighted to hear that you have been unmasked for the braggard and arrogant fool that you truly are. I cannot imagine that you will post here anytime in the upcoming future, but I am sure that you will be hiding, and reading. Therefore, I must recount my sheer delight at your mistake.
'Regards',
The Head.
Oh, and on a slightly more serious note - your backstabbing and gossiping would have been very hurtful to some: I'm just glad that at least one of them had a sensible head on her shoulders and didn't let it bother her. It's good to know that the others now know about your... I was about to say Machiavellian schemeing, but that would credit your intelligence, which I won't do... You're a dispicable human being for abusing trust.
I'm quite glad we're not in the same city. I'm too pretty for prison.
Also:
This is the put-down of the century - mine don't come close. Just another reason, to add to the many, that I love you, Amber.