6 little poems :)

[mer]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own

[Doozer]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own

Wouldnt Georgie Porgy be Bi?

[sexy lady]

) lol mer u crazy!)

[mer]

) lol mer u crazi!)

lol anny ahh im just a little bored thats all LOL

[donegalmale]

Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle,
All over the bathroom mat,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
And piddled all over the cat

[kelly90]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own

cool sweety lol )

[samlad]

One we used to sing in school :

I was under the Mango tree
When my girlfriend showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
And it had a crack
And it looked like a jungle to me.

So I pulled out me big banana,
Stuck it in the little crack.
She started to scream
When she felt the cream,
So I pulled me big banana back!

[Forrest]

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Very funny, Mer, especially these two.

[mer]

One we used to sing in school :

I was under the Mango tree
When my girlfriend showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
And it had a crack
And it looked like a jungle to me.

So I pulled out me big banana,
Stuck it in the little crack.
She started to scream
When she felt the cream,
So I pulled me big banana back!

fucking brill ha and who said frogs cants say poems ehh haha

[Forrest]

One we used to sing in school :

I was under the Mango tree
When my girlfriend showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
And it had a crack
And it looked like a jungle to me.

So I pulled out me big banana,
Stuck it in the little crack.
She started to scream
When she felt the cream,
So I pulled me big banana back!

What sort of school did you go to, and what sort of teachers would allow such subversive lyrics.