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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    Funny you should say that

    But come on those bed clothes must be rank by the end of the day
    Don't be bloody daft. You arent alone in those bedclothes, and I have no intention of rolling around in semen and sweat all day either. Jeesums. We can wash bedlinen you know kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    Did we not have this conversation a few weeks ago?
    If you read my reply to orla you will save me from typing it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    Or more to the point how often as a punter have you seen an escort with a quick spray of perfume because she has a booking directly after you ? I recall once

    Have you ever wondered how many other punters have got hot n sweaty on those bed clothes before you how often would you ladies change the sheets?

    As a punter have you ever wondered how many other punters have backwashed into that mouthwash in the bathroom? I have only ever seen one escort provide plastic throw away vups with the mouthwash

    Don't you love how the ladies use baby wipes before owo ! But some don't like it when you use wipes on them ! Lol

    And last but by no means least ! Ffs invest in good quality condoms please .
    I am famosous for have a heavy baggage people ask all the time to me if i am moving home because i bring lots of things with me special towels and sheets.
    If some guy ask to me if he can use baby wipes on me i will be happy because then i sure he is very care guy
    but for honestely nobody asked for me during over 3 years as escort maybe because i take shower between clients...
    I use the most time white sheets so you can on light and check if is very clean and fresh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Don't be bloody daft. You arent alone in those bedclothes, and I have no intention of rolling around in semen and sweat all day either. Jeesums. We can wash bedlinen you know kid
    I think you will find I never said you couldn't but let's not lie about how many times a day you ladies change the bed linen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    One of the beauties about morning appointments escorts and clients both fresh.

    Ps only visit quality escorts 
    But still a bit sleepy and a bit grumpy the way woman are first thing in the morning Lol Lol mid morning is cool I find them at
    there best but any ladies I have ever been with cleanness always second to none always clean sheets and a clean lady the
    way I show up for an appointment .
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    I think you will find I never said you couldn't but let's not lie about how many times a day you ladies change the bed linen
    But why would we lie? There is far more chance I will end up with my face in the bedlinen, no? Do you think my constitution is somehow stronger than yours? For that matter, when did you last change your sheets? I am betting the bed is unmade and there is an ashtray underneath, and lets not think about what has happened there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    But why would we lie? There is far more chance I will end up with my face in the bedlinen, no? Do you think my constitution is somehow stronger than yours? For that matter, when did you last change your sheets? I am betting the bed is unmade and there is an ashtray underneath, and lets not think about what has happened there.

    How wrong you are

    But I do love how when a escorts hygiene is mentioned it stirs you all to arms

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    Quote Originally Posted by wingman View Post
    There's a thinking man right there.
    You just didn't have the balls to say what I said oh fuck before I forget how is that pretty Sis of yours Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    How wrong you are

    But I do love how when a escorts hygiene is mentioned it stirs you all to arms


    You are such a charming creature. Now mention rates and we will all truly be best friends.
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    I can't understand why some guys worry about a bed but they lick diff pussy and ass, suck cock, do french kiss every week lol if u think too much u can't make sex.

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