Would never acuse you of such a thing Doc....Unless i hear of you being in those fecking mountains againOriginally Posted by dr love
....Tut tut tut. I thought you were a good kitty!
Admin
Certified E-I Addict
Would never acuse you of such a thing Doc....Unless i hear of you being in those fecking mountains again
....Tut tut tut. I thought you were a good kitty!
“Nothing is more creative... nor destructive... than a brilliant mind with a purpose.”
― Dan Brown, Inferno
benin (05-10-11)
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
I just give my usual blank stare just to look cool. Then I say hello and ask for a glass of water to wet my throat as I'm speechless with awe at that stage.
Last edited by ryder; 05-10-11 at 14:10.
Cindy Forever the girl of my dreams .087 261 4637.
You can skip this Ad in 5 seconds !
The Hobbyist (05-10-11)
Banned User
Certified E-I Addict
I generally just say Hi & act calmly.. if you're freaked out, especially with newer providers your nervousness can 'infect' them too.
Often I'll ask where the lady is from or some other such small-talk/pleasantries to break the ice etc.. we should never forget that even in P2P world that mentally lubricating a women goes a long way towards ensuring a good session for both of ye!
The Hobbyist (05-10-11)
Admin
Certified E-I Addict
Great choice of words, maybe steer clear of this fella then eh girls
Nahh im joking mate, i like your ice breaking approach with a bit of small talk
“Nothing is more creative... nor destructive... than a brilliant mind with a purpose.”
― Dan Brown, Inferno
Franken996 (05-10-11), The Hobbyist (05-10-11)
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
its hello while shivering lol and think to myself quick say something lol
A small bow, "Mellors at your service ma,am "
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
The Hobbyist (05-10-11)
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
I tend to just go with a hello how are you, if it's someone I see regularly possibly a kiss on the cheekFolks,
Carrying on from my "Click Factor" thread, I would like ask how do you greet escorts when they first open the door?
Do you shake hands, kiss them on both cheeks and say "wow, you are looking wonderful" or do you pull them towards you while groping their ass and say "oh babe, let's get it on"? or do you start undoing your trousers and say "have ya got a towel"?
Seriously, how do you greet the ladies when they open the door?
Being the shy guy that I am, I always shake hands and kiss them on both cheeks while complimenting them on their appearance and make it known that I appreciate the time and effort they took to look the way they do. With certain ladies, I will bring a little something and they appreciate the thought involved and it really sets the mood for whatever will follow.
And escorts, how do you greet clients when they arrive? In fact, how would you like clients to greet you?
Regards.
There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality
The Hobbyist (05-10-11)
What's next ? The "good bye factor" or maybe the " does your mickey hang to the left or right factor" or what about " who gives a fuck factor "
Factor this factor that
Hmmm...someone piss on your cornflakes this morning, Wild???What's next ? The "good bye factor" or maybe the " does your mickey hang to the left or right factor" or what about " who gives a fuck factor "
Factor this factor that
Moving along...
Regards.
Franken996 (05-10-11)
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
I tend to say "Thello" and then apologise for the drool that has slipped from my open mouth...lol
Seriously, not too different from your good self, a gentle kiss on the cheek, or if feeling continental kiss on each cheek and a hand shake. Normally too breathless for too much speech, LOL
The Hobbyist (05-10-11)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
