Lets get this envelope thing sorted once and for all....

**JAMESCORK** · 30-09-11, 13:26

Originally Posted by harry10

Looks like I'm in the minority. Should add that I don't stick the envelope. Another little complication JC.

Didn't stick the envelope where bud ... Up the escorts arse.

I should hope not.

**anon361** · 30-09-11, 13:28

Originally Posted by harry10

Looks like I'm in the minority. Should add that I don't stick the envelope. Another little complication JC.

That's very dangerous, what if you got a paper cut and went down on her and got the taste of a salty sea sponge

**JAMESCORK** · 30-09-11, 13:37

Originally Posted by anon361

That's very dangerous, what if you got a paper cut and went down on her and got the taste of a salty sea sponge

You are feckin incredible. ...

Look here NAVAN MAN. I dindnt stick envelopes into your sanitary sponge thread so kindly don't stick sanitary sponges into my envelope thread.

Thank you.

**harry10** · 30-09-11, 13:40

Originally Posted by anon361

That's very dangerous, what if you got a paper cut and went down on her and got the taste of a salty sea sponge

I have performed a risk assessment Anon and as the envelope is not brought to my mouth to obtain a sliver of saliva the chances of obtaining a paper cut on my tongue is negligible.

**TheCelticDream** · 30-09-11, 13:41

I normally scrunch it up and throw it at them, and If there is change I normally say....."keep the change u flithy animal"

**SophieX** · 30-09-11, 13:45

Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

I normally scrunch it up at throw it at them, and If there is change I normally say....."keep the change u flithy animal"

All 5 euro notes as well

**harry10** · 30-09-11, 13:45

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Didn't stick the envelope where bud ... Up the escorts arse.

I should hope not.

In my experience JC it seems to work best when I leave it on the bedside cabinet or give it to them into their hand. lol

**Dub Lad** · 30-09-11, 13:47

Shove it down her cleavage and then pat her arse there, there good gal

**TheCelticDream** · 30-09-11, 13:47

Originally Posted by SophieX

All 5 euro notes as well

worked a treat with u.

**skywalker85** · 30-09-11, 13:47

Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

....."keep the change u flithy animal"

Someone's been watching to much HomeAlone

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