Lets get this envelope thing sorted once and for all....

[kelly90]

cool so when we meet i will put it into 2 peices of bread lol money sandwich

that sounds really new and unique thx mer but would u put this money sandwich between my boobs lol

[ryder]

Where can you buy "chape" envelopes ?

[skywalker85]

Where can you buy "chape" envelopes ?

Easons have that many their looking rid of them

Just buy a Thank you everytime before a visit ya ''chape'' skate

Think thats what im gona start doing from now on

[harry10]

Jasus Harry I will have to pop into easons an stock up on scented envelopes hoping to meet up with a little cracker at the
weekend.

Buy 10 to start with and see how you go. lol

[dave1dave]

I don't use envelopes.

I always have the money ready in a shirt pocket and usually take the opportunity to pop it on a locker or table when the lady go to get me a drink or something.

Though some ladies on a first meeting will just ask how long would you like to stay, and look for the cash straight away.
I guess this is down to having so many chancers coming for a look !

[JAMESCORK]

Easons have that many their looking rid of them

Just buy a Thank you everytime before a visit ya ''chape'' skate

Think thats what im gona start doing from now on

Jaysus... a box of ten should last you over a year Sky... now thats good value...

[mer]

that sounds really new and unique thx mer but would u put this money sandwich between my boobs lol

of course i wud put the money sandwich between your boobs lol i will stick the 2 bits of bread with butter on each boob lol

[mellors]

Whooooooooo here now a sec... Did I just read this correctly...

Mel.... tell me you do NOT put a self addressed stamped envelope inside the envelope that you hand over to the escort, as in the escort you are about to shag within inches of her life... This, the escort that rips unceremoniously open the bloody envelope to get her cash when ooops….

‘Wha just fell out?… it’s an envelope with a stamp on it, with yer mans name and address????

‘Wha de fuck am I supposed to do with tha… He wants a fuckin receipt or wha… ‘

‘Feck tha’……….. Scrunch… bin…..

Lol…

Ah no, I like to be green and do my bit for recycling, so its the same unsealed envelope that the cash comes in, just SAE, i enclose my own sort of review slip...normal stuff....did you find the client attactive or repulsive...would you see this client again ? yes or not a f*ckin chance....that sort of thing.

[Bruno69]

Ah no, I like to be green and do my bit for recycling, so its the same unsealed envelope that the cash comes in, just SAE, i enclose my own sort of review slip...normal stuff....did you find the client attactive or repulsive...would you see this client again ? yes or not a f*ckin chance....that sort of thing.

Ah, same envelope. Phew!

And there was me thinking you were a little bit crazy

All very normal stuff Mellors.

Nothing to see here people. Move along .

[JAMESCORK]

Ah no, I like to be green and do my bit for recycling, so its the same unsealed envelope that the cash comes in, just SAE, i enclose my own sort of review slip...normal stuff....did you find the client attactive or repulsive...would you see this client again ? yes or not a f*ckin chance....that sort of thing.

Oh yeah.. and when yer wan couldnt be arsed to post it back and she throws it in the gutter... how feckin green is that then?

I think you should think this through more Mel...