Hey Paty Sweetie ...a q for ya..................
Ok, apart from my untimely demise and harrison ford, if you had Aladins Lamp and could rub it (the lamp now Pat..ok?), what would you wish for for Xmas??
Speaking of Xmas.Jesus Sweetie,any comps coming up?? You remind of the guy that didnt want to buy his kids any presents so he told them Santa died.So i fully expect comps in the new year ,even in my absense.
Hey Sweetie, speaking of my utimely demise,i was lucky about 2 months ago.Started getting tons of savage cramps one night,turned out to be inflammation in my liver.Even with Sofi the other night it still hurt a bit but hey Sweetie,im getting better love and just want to let ya know,i'll always be around to drive ya nuts.Not here though but hey its better than IIE.All that post there are those who are scared to post here.
So Paty Sweetie, your Xmas wish list........what would it be????
Awaiting with eagarness,
Blame Western Union for the demise of competitions.... It was all going well for a while then Western Union decided we were sending too much cash (we are an escort website so we must be money launderers) and put all these restrictions on how much we could send how often. So it was either reduce the number of competitions or amounts available to win so as to fit in with Western Union's limits or give away vouchers instead. I was already getting so much stick here for not giving away enough cash, I couldn't bring myself to steam ahead with vouchers or reduced prizes, so I buried my head in the sand. Can I pull it out now or will all hell break loose if I bring competitions back with vouchers for prizes or smaller amount cash prizes less often (I think Western Union will only let us away with one, maybe two, 250 euro payments per month)?
Now what do I want for Xmas...?
Well... Apart from half the www.kinky.ie sex toy range... Some sexy music, a Pop Duck*, a few pairs of animal slippers and loads of sexy La Senza lingerie, especially their silk chemises as I never wear anything else around the house.
What about you Westie, what are you hoping Santy will bring?
I dunno Sweetie........................
i prefer the tooth fairy.Damn i remember when i lost a tooth ,id stick it under the pillow and some money would be there in the morning.I never understood why God didnt give us more teeth.
Originally Posted by Patricia
As for Santa ,i remember that fucker.Oh yeah Santa.My old fella was a hard case.You should see the ammount of food,drink etc,a table fit for a king.Even you wouldnt have seen the likes of it.Biscuits, Guinness,wine,chocs,exotic meats etc. No wonder the fucker couldnt get up until late on Xmas morning.God rest him,a hard case,i know where i got my humour from anyway,much to the dismay of many.
Me?From Santa.I dunno Sweetie.Im not really a material guy.I dont judge my life by material things.That doesnt mean id like to end up sleeping under my underpants in a bush but you get my drift.
My Santa wish list, Lets see,
Health,Happiness, naw i dont really want anything, just to be my old self ,to be happy and healthy , maybe to find the woman of my dreams (or bump into her because i did meet her).For 2008 im learning the guitar.My brother is in two bands so hell teach me, so a guitar and an instructional booklet from Santa.
So without futher delay........
(a) Guitar complete with instructional booklet.
(b) Mrs Westside.
(c) Health,Happiness and no injuries.
Now lets see how much i have??Dbedodbedodbedo
I wish Santa was a Sweetie,hang my Xmas jockstrap up with me in it.
All because of a chippy born thousands of years ago,