Hygiene....

[MrFussy]

You can never have too many Hygiene threads so here's my effort, it's 1 of the most common things I get asked, particularly as I visit TS escorts also.....Apologies in advance for those that have met me (or those that haven't) and will now cringe with the mental image the following will conjur up...so here goes....


1. Ass, crack and sack - I shave or use a product like Veet (anyone who has watched the program Geordie Shore on MTV will be familiar with it and the phrase 'Have you veetin'). Make sure that this area is particularly clean, so pee and poo in advance also.....

if you are expecting some (or want some) ass play see next point..


2. Clean ass - my favorite part of my routine....wash surrounding area thoroughly with soap, gel (brillo pad), whatever your preference....soap your finger(s), insert in ass and move around. Get shower head and on full power...power hose that baby....repeat as many times as desired


3. Clean cock - letting water run down is not sufficient for me, grab him, soap him, pull skin back if applicable, soap him, apply power shower setting and make sure that he is gleaming


4. Shower - I shower before appointment and when I get there, ensuring I repeat cleaning routine in point 1 to 3 making sure that I am a gleaming Adonis...ok, gleaming Fussy at least.....


5. Shaving - I shave face/neck in the morning and immediately before appointment, ensure area around mouth and chin is particularly smooth..Apply decent aftershave (note..L'eau de Cock is not a decent aftershave)


6. Deodorant - apply before appointment and after shower if possible


7. Breath - I smoke so this is a key one for me, I try not to smoke at least an hour before appointment. Brush teeth liberally, use mouthwash in advance, eat mints / chew gum, it all helps. If mouthwash is available when you get there...use it..


If in any doubt...clean it again.....go forth and punt

[harry10]

Perfect sense.
I still have no idea why a client wouldn't ensure that they are scrupulously clean before going to an appointment.

[itstimenow]

great tips and hopefully pple will actually read it and take note of it,im sure a few will actually appreciate this as not all guys actually know how to clean proper ,as 4 the ones who simply dont care well dey may not even look at this post but even if only one person takes some advice from your pointers den it will be worth it and every escort will surely appreciate this post that you wrote,,

[ryder]

Good tips Mr F. I always shave half an hour b4 appointment.

[CrackShotJack]

deedin', tid good to keep one's member clean as a whistle....

[saoirsemac]

if their ever was a client post to make a sticky
well said fusspot

[Stephanie]

I'm lucky, my guys come to me clean, and they shower here as well..

But, if I see this thread sliding down on the list, I will keep bumping it atleast for a couple of days,

as I think it's very useful information for all concerned..

[ga1]

i would also use the alcohol gel that you would see in hospitals on my lad and ass,burnt like crazy the first time i used it ,i would shave rather than use veet ,ive only tried veet the once and i was on fire for over an hour.

[CrackShotJack]

i would also use the alcohol gel that you would see in hospitals on my lad and ass,burnt like crazy the first time i used it ,i would shave rather than use veet ,ive only tried veet the once and i was on fire for over an hour.

I do using'd me veet everyday, for when I do be walking'd to the shops and so forth, also if I feel the need to outrageously kick someone into the bolleex with a swift right footer akin to the kind of thing you'd getting'd adoubt out of wayne rooney when he's inside in the box adoubt in the opponents half......I'd say

[Forrest]

Some well made points MrFussy, but shouldn't the whole cleansing process be just pure common sense anyway.

It is an intimate encounter, after all, so cleanliness should be your number 1 priority, and I will repeat what

I said on the 'respect' thread last night, 'The cleaner the client, the dirtier the service', most of the time.

It's also one of the reasons I don't go for spur of the moment appointments, as the preparation required

is far from being just a quick rinse. I have a routine, and nothing gets in the way of it.