You can never have too many Hygiene threads so here's my effort, it's 1 of the most common things I get asked, particularly as I visit TS escorts also.....Apologies in advance for those that have met me (or those that haven't) and will now cringe with the mental image the following will conjur up...so here goes....
1. Ass, crack and sack - I shave or use a product like Veet (anyone who has watched the program Geordie Shore on MTV will be familiar with it and the phrase 'Have you veetin'). Make sure that this area is particularly clean, so pee and poo in advance also.....
if you are expecting some (or want some) ass play see next point..
2. Clean ass - my favorite part of my routine....wash surrounding area thoroughly with soap, gel (brillo pad), whatever your preference....soap your finger(s), insert in ass and move around. Get shower head and on full power...power hose that baby....repeat as many times as desired
3. Clean cock - letting water run down is not sufficient for me, grab him, soap him, pull skin back if applicable, soap him, apply power shower setting and make sure that he is gleaming
4. Shower - I shower before appointment and when I get there, ensuring I repeat cleaning routine in point 1 to 3 making sure that I am a gleaming Adonis...ok, gleaming Fussy at least.....
5. Shaving - I shave face/neck in the morning and immediately before appointment, ensure area around mouth and chin is particularly smooth..Apply decent aftershave (note..L'eau de Cock is not a decent aftershave)
6. Deodorant - apply before appointment and after shower if possible
7. Breath - I smoke so this is a key one for me, I try not to smoke at least an hour before appointment. Brush teeth liberally, use mouthwash in advance, eat mints / chew gum, it all helps. If mouthwash is available when you get there...use it..
If in any doubt...clean it again.....go forth and punt