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    Thumbs up Happy Xmas to all......................................

    Well ive being here a year.........jesus...a whole fuckin year.Ranting and raving and generally acting the bollox.ah well whats new.

    Hey Sweetie,hey Pat,hey,ive some old carpet im dumping.Would you like to buy it.Ill give it to you real cheap(the carpet that is).Hey you can sweep all the important issues that you dont want to deal with this coming year,under it.It will save ya having to go away and come back when a post is on the second page and forgotten about.And like i said at the start of the year,before i was so rudely interupted by the Anti-West brigade,what about upping the prize money?Jaysus ,love,you certainly solved the problem...by taking away the comps.

    Ah,yeah i knew there was something.I rarely read newspapers.In fact i prefer The Beano or Peanuts.They are not quite as funny and sure as hell make more sense.I mean tonight i managed to look inside one of these pisspots called newspapers and came upon wise words of wisdom.Oh yes,chocolate can be used as a form of pest control.Now thats news to me.

    Every Easter,Xmas,millions of men worldwide actually embrace this phenomena called peace and quiet.Their Sweeties are eating chocolate at these times.I remember well, a former gf,this one got really bad with her periods.I mean, i often prayed to God to reincarnate me as a womans period when i return to this earth again.A first class trip through "The Tampon Tunnel".

    How are you today love,

    ggrrrrrr

    Great ,so your in better form than yesterday?

    ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Time of the month again love?

    ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Jesus ,how many months in your calender year love?


    aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Chill out sweetie ,here have some chocolate.Take your time eating it,leave it melt in your mouth love.Yeah chocolate is certainly a great form of pest control.
    I once told a girl that my cock was like a malteser,it would melt in her mouth not in her hands.I ducked away fast enough with that one.


    Sweetie,you must take the bull by the horns and deal with important issues to these old fellas here,you know false reviews,false pics, ah heres a plug for a sweetie i saw last night or this morning should i say.Sofi,nice one,only thing is she is like Rapunzel looking out the fuckin window all the time.Rapunzel,Rapunzel let down your hair to me.Thank fuck for Bungalows.looking at me when i was going away too.Ah well,the charm ozzzzzzzzzes even in the bloody dark.

    I wonder where The Ladoooooo is?I heard he has no progressed to building four piece lego walls (cornors inclusive).Apparently he is still trying to fit that last piece.Keep him away from gropping the birds i guess.

    The fuckin lesbian neighbours hate me now.The Manatee,oh christ ,naked cometh the Manatee.She came to a window during the week to shut the curtains,naked.I was out the back ,letting the dog run around.I nearly to to revive him from the fright.Some chance of breeding him now.He is probably just a curious bear.As for me,jesus the sheer sight of the naked Manatee made me shit myself.Could look at the boyo for at least one night.If she ever gets pregnant then well have the worlds first cloned scarecrow.A test-tube of virtual horror.Be my demise.

    Anyway ,have a happy Xmas and hey youll def have a peaceful New Year because Uncle West wont be around.I must say its a great feeling of zero pressure being applied to my Daddy Bags.What a change.


    What a feeling,
    Westside.

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    Merry christmas Westie. If I try really, really hard next year to be a better website keeper, will you go easier on me?

    Pat x

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    Has anyone thought of nominating Patricia for sainthood? The S**T she have to put up with, I would have committed murder a looooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time ago, or have been committed! Merry Christmas St. Patricia

    St. Patricia according to legend, was of a noble and perhaps royal family in Constantinople who fled to Italy to escape marriage and became a virgin consecrated to God in Rome. She returned to Constantinople, distributed her wealth to the poor, and then went back to Italy;, where she died soon after, at Naples. She is a patron of Naples, and like St. Januarius there, a vial believed to be filled with her blood reportedly liquefies thirteen hundred years after her death. Feast Aug. 25

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
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    Default I wouldnt count on it ye Sweetie................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Merry christmas Westie. If I try really, really hard next year to be a better website keeper, will you go easier on me?

    Pat x
    I can tell you for free that no Westie in 2008. Hey Sweetie, common babe,show your true feelings for West .I know you hate my guts love.You know Sweetie that i could have given you a wayyyyyy harder time love,but elected not to.Doesnt that make me a very very very good boy.And good boys deserve a big kiss .Oooohhhhh that was fab Pat.

    Can go with me or without me,
    Westside.

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    Smile Thats a lovely name................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Has anyone thought of nominating Patricia for sainthood? The S**T she have to put up with, I would have committed murder a looooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time ago, or have been committed! Merry Christmas St. Patricia

    St. Patricia according to legend, was of a noble and perhaps royal family in Constantinople who fled to Italy to escape marriage and became a virgin consecrated to God in Rome. She returned to Constantinople, distributed her wealth to the poor, and then went back to Italy;, where she died soon after, at Naples. She is a patron of Naples, and like St. Januarius there, a vial believed to be filled with her blood reportedly liquefies thirteen hundred years after her death. Feast Aug. 25
    pity its a stage name though. I think you should go and buy some vaseline.Your tongue will get real sore from licking "The Sweeties"(reg tm) arse but hey Violy sweetie, you will have to lick harder than that for "The Sweetie" to look after you.

    "The Sweetie" (reg tm), a virgin? who gives to the poor?? Shed charge you to use the sink!50 cent a turn.Thirteen hundred years after her death??I know Pat is pushiing on but Christ ,she is not that old yet.Still plenty of life and honey love in "The Sweetie" (reg tm)


    St. Westside according to fact, was of a noble and perhaps royal family in Westville who fled to England to escape homos and became a virgin consecrated to "The Sweetie" in London. He returned to Westville, undistributed his wealth from the poor, and then went back to England;, where he died soon after, at Manchester. He is a patron of the Tampon Tunnel, and likes lovemaking between the warm sheets, a condom believed to be filled with The Anti-West brigades blood reportedly liquefies the day after his death. Feast Jan1st to Dec 31st.

    Sincerely,
    Westside

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    Westie I don't hate you. I love you. And whilst I'm sure you are very much in demand in other places, you better not disappear completely from here for good, as this place wouldn't be the same without you.

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    Wink Deafboy

    Don't worry Pat, maybe "deafboy" will turn up to replace him ...........

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    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Default Happy Xmas Pat!!!

    I have to agree with Violette, Pat does a great job, she could easily just leave this message board to run itself but she doesn't .......... she gets involved, always tries to reply to complaints from posters, sovle problems etc
    I LOVE YOU PATRICIA!!!!

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    Thank you bigpaws. I love you too. And I don't love everybody here, it is only a very small select group of people on this message board that I adore! You bigpaws are also very clever, always right when you bring a problem to my attention! And even if I silently think "Oh God not another problem!" for a second, I know that you are really doing me and this website a great service by highlighting issues that need to be looked at. And so nice about it all, how could anybody not dig the paws!

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    Default Well.......................................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    Don't worry Pat, maybe "deafboy" will turn up to replace him ...........

    Paws
    First off deafy and West both have the same password so go figure.

    Here are some usernames that i use on an american lifting site where everyone is using them.

    The Ghost of Tim McVeigh
    Genghis McKhan
    Two County Fairs and a Goat Fuck
    Sex Machine
    On The Horizon
    George W's Bush
    And my real name.

    But hey ,no escort needs to turn around and say who was that guy that did the review.I hide nowhere and my reviews are based on honest facts,not that youll see many more.In fact,i know for a fact ,that two escorts told a client of theirs who i was.Fairly dumb thing to do when you think about it.

    Sincerely,
    Westside.

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