I find if I've got a horror of a hangover Two longneck bottles of ice cold beer do the trick. Then it's the couch and a good DVD. With plenty of juice.
I find if I've got a horror of a hangover Two longneck bottles of ice cold beer do the trick. Then it's the couch and a good DVD. With plenty of juice.
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So this husband wakes up with a HUGE hangover the night after a business function.
Cloudy-headed and in pain, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. Next to the aspirin and water stands a single red rose!
He sits up in bed and sees his clothes for the day right there in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes as he turns on the bathroom light and notices a post-it on the mirror:
Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also sitting at the table, eating. Sheepishly, he asks, "Hey, son...what happened last night?"
"Oh last night? Well, you came home sometime after 3 am, drunk out of your mind."
"Was it bad?"
"Well, you broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and almost broke your nose when you ran into the bedroom door."
"Okay...so, why'd your Mom clean everything up, get out my clothes and make me breakfast?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, when Mom got you into the bedroom last night she tried to undress you. And when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed...
...'Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!'".
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS
bert dublin (23-09-11)
Red bull and solpadine not everyone's cure but it works for me.
I will play with the toys that god has given me .
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It does work Sam I'm living proof that it does but it can be very hard going sometimes.Originally Posted by samlad
Best hangover cure ever!
Actually, drinking a can of Coca-cola or Pepsi sorts me right out too. I've not had a hangover in yonks though, as I haven't had a drink for a while now
Last edited by JohnRambo; 23-09-11 at 15:27.
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Dying in work all day today! Arthurs day a great idea yesterday, not so much today! Got a steak sandwich in at lunchtine soaked up some of the alcohol!
Could do with a nice massage now to help me recover!!
That's my hangover cure too John!It does work Sam I'm living proof that it does but it can be very had going sometimes.
Hard to beat a big Ulster Fry.
JohnRambo (23-09-11)
Well ed the only cure for you back out on the sauce the first two are the hardest after that happy happy days plan sailing deal
with the double hangover tomorrow.
I will play with the toys that god has given me .
Might be the only option fitzy!!
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right went for the shepards pie nd soup for takeaway in shitty pub beside me cheap as piss
but my god was it fucking savage, had a ice cold coke while waiting nd improvement has been made
got powerade in the shop nd threw bottles in the fridge
but feck ya john rambo got bacon fry up in the head but its missing black nd white pudding
tis not a fry without puddings
********************THE WHORIN AND TOURING NEWS************************
no more news thats all folks, it was a pleasure
JohnRambo (23-09-11)
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pineapple juice, water and nurofen.well im dying today
and stuck to the couch wanting nothing more than chicken nd veg soup
or proper chowder
said it to someone they taught it was weirder think ever
so whats ur cure
yes i do realise this is a stupid thread but im hungover get fucked
it might give ideas how to cure it
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