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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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“'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”.
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"Everybody's got a little baggage ... I drink and try to mouth kiss hookers"
"My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict"
Charlie....2 & 1/2 MEN
Life's too short to drink bad wine....
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Airplane
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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I’ve always loved this Spermie from Rocky II, Duke telling Apollo he needs to let this obsession with Rocky go, love the way he says it and the passion he says it with:-
"Live for nothing or die for something, your call."
sperminater (14-09-11)
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I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.
Clint Eastwood
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood
The Rookie
I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.
Clint Eastwood
In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Clint Eastwood
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
God this stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
Clint Eastwood
Sudden Impact
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Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Jack Nicholson..As good as it gets!
Life's too short to drink bad wine....
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What if this is as good as it gets? (to a group of depressed psychiatric patients)
Jack Nicholson..As good as it gets...
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Daryl Van Horne: I always like a little pussy after lunch.
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Daryl Van Horne: Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?
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