Dear Santy Claus...

[ladiesman217]

I have been good boy this year. I deserve lot of presents. What I want for Cwistmas is:

~ €100,000,000,000.
~ World Peace.
~ Lego.
~ Pokémons.
~ PS3.
~ Xbox 360.
~ New computer.
~ iPad.
~ Twain set.
~ More Lego.
~ Games.
~ Love Doll.
~ Scalextric set.
~ My very own Tyrannosaurus Rexy.

Thank you Santy. I will twy not dwink the Guinness this year or eat the cookies. But you big so you no need more food. Bye Santy!

LDM

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So Christmas is nearly here. Ok ok, I know what you're thinking. "LDM are you doing posting a Christmas thread in September??" Well... First, I know Hallowe'en is first technically but who gives a shit about that anyway? I mean, for the kids ya its great. But it's just so bla. And second: I'm freakin' LDM and you should all know by now that sanity and me are not accustomed with each other! Anyways Christmas is the main event as we all know. So what has you got on your list for Santy? I here he's departing from Cork this year and looks surprisingly similar to dear James, or so I am told...

Right ya just to add a smidge of normality and sanity to this thread, here's a Christmas pic for all to enjoy:

[benin]

[Nyna]

I didnt know Santy looks like this here in Ireland : )) : )) poor kids....

[ladiesman217]

Sh'up ya tool This is the kind of shit that goes down when I've a few drinks in me... I don't get drunk but I just get all trippy and hippie and... instead.

[harry10]

Wonder is it too early to request a sexy santa outfit when I'm next visiting.

[benin]

Wonder is it too early to request a sexy santa outfit when I'm next visiting.

what ever your into.....lol

[ryder]

Benin, The Fianna bit is missing. They are the ones what cancelled christmas. Was this photo taken outside the tent in Galway ?

[comicbookguy]

[BIGTYM2010]

Dear santa,
Back row first on the left,front row last on the right.
The end..

And don't forget, like the year i asked for puberty ya fat wanker,or I'll go down the phoenix park and that bastard rudolf will get it!

Love ,
BIGTYM

[BIGTYM2010]

PMSL,the reason I find your post funnier than others is every time I read one I hear it in comic book guys voice haha.