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    Default A Load Of Old Shit

    For some time many of us have wondered who is 'Jack Shit'? Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit Happens.

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    this is good have a print out of a longer version very funny though

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    For some time many of us have wondered who is 'Jack Shit'? Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit Happens.
    I believe this has been previously posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    I believe this has been previously posted.
    Ahh lads... give Heather her moment.. after all... she is just a girl....

    Great Post Heather hun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    I believe this has been previously posted.
    You're right, WCL, I posted it at least once before, but Heather tells it better.

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    Someone sent it to my facebook. Thought I would share it. Piss all over my chips why dont ya! Bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Someone sent it to my facebook. Thought I would share it. Piss all over my chips why dont ya! Bastards!
    you promisced us a rivetting thread one day,

    cheers Heather! x)))

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