What is the most irritating thing men do ?

[Stella]

There is a man's point of view here too. What is the most annoying thing that a woman can do with the toilet seat?

Hm...thats bullshite

[Lia1]

Biting cithoris ...bbbrrrr

Saying "I am clean" when clearly can smell haven't washed private part since ages.This is IRRITATING...!

Taking shower in a minute just with water,because who knows what the shower gel's for?Bbrrrr

[Wildthang]

Biting cithoris ...bbbrrrr

Saying "I am clean" when clearly can smell haven't washed private part since ages.This is IRRITATING...!

Taking shower in a minute just with water,because who knows what the shower gel's for?Bbrrrr

In defence of mankind

Clit biting only happens cause the guy gets over excited ! Women bite cock too

As for the shower thing there are a number of reasons for this ! 1 they might already of had 2 or 3 showers tht day before coming to see you and 2 because they don't want to go home smelling of lavender when they know their wife/gf will smell it a mile away .

So ladies get only male shower gels and odourless Masage oils makes thing less complicated for the men.

[Lucy Chambers]

In defence of mankind

Clit biting only happens cause the guy gets over excited ! Women bite cock too

As for the shower thing there are a number of reasons for this ! 1 they might already of had 2 or 3 showers tht day before coming to see you and 2 because they don't want to go home smelling of lavender when they know their wife/gf will smell it a mile away .

So ladies get only male shower gels and odourless Masage oils makes thing less complicated for the men.

You think we use the teeth when we are over excited?



Tee hee hee.

[Mousey]

I've personally never seen the need for toilet paper meself. Something round like a pencil or one's index finger is much more efficient at cleaning out the rectum.




What'd I say?

[gbnl]

because they don't want to go home smelling of lavender when they know their wife/gf will smell it a mile away .

So ladies get only male shower gels and odourless Masage oils makes thing less complicated for the men.

YES being clean is VERY important.....i always shower at an escorts place before we get down to it,but i got caught rotten once by my THEN gf because of the sented massage oil a lady used on me!

[sharkskin]

In defence of mankind
As for the shower thing there are a number of reasons for this ! 1 they might already of had 2 or 3 showers tht day before coming to see you and 2 because they don't want to go home smelling of lavender when they know their wife/gf will smell it a mile away .

Well, what is the hard part of turning up for a punt with your own bottle of shower gel?

If an escort asks why and you do not want to say that you are married, just say that you are allergic to some perfumes or soaps in gels so you are happy to bring one that you know is good for you.

Regarding the issue of "I just had a shower" I have to say that this is one of the few points on which I agree with old Ronnie Regan. "Trust but verify." When I arrived for Saturday mornings punt I was as clean and freshly scrubbed as could be. The escort trusted me and was happy to embrace and kiss me when I arrived. The verify part was a whole lot more fun. How many times can a lady come in the course of a shared shower? At the end of the session, we just had to verify that we were both clean all over again. As the lady said: "this counts as one for the road."

[carlos marvado]

There is a man's point of view here too. What is the most annoying thing that a woman can do with the toilet seat?

Slaming the seat back down while you're trying to releave yourself after a night out drinking with the lads. It has to be the ultimate welcome home darling routine.......first the frying pan across the back of your head and then having your jolly rodger guillotined by the toilet seat..........hahaha....the joys of married bliss.

[SR71]

But some escort I went to, don't offer the use of the shower. Even when I asked they said it's not working, so what to do then? Not my fault but I also make sure I'm showered before I go to a lady.

[sharkskin]

Biting cithoris ...bbbrrrr

I cannot comment on biting clit but perhaps there are similarities with nipples.

If I compare two favourite ladies. Both have spoken to me about what they like regarding nipples and both were multi orgasmic when I saw them.

The first was very clear, she liked gentle play on her nipples but was extremely uncomfortable about the idea of being bitten there - so uncomfortable that even though she saw me as a trustworthy client she did not want me to even brush her nipples with my teeth. The second was also frank. For her nipple pain was a pleasure and she asked me to be more rough there when I was just starting out all sensual.

Perhaps guys who are into clit nibbling are not picking up on these variations and would do better if you were more explicit. Mind you, what those guys should really do is be gentle with everything at the start and only be more forceful if the lady directs.