F~~k me Patrica im really sorry!!
I would like to publicly apologise to Appoline for saying all those bad things about her , maybe i listen to far too many people and i also put my hands up to making up the bit about her farting nine times in a row without a break
The only peice of the story that i can truely confirm is that she quite f~~king big thus if you didnt want someone that size you would be better giving her a wide birth, thats all i have to say on the matter!!!!!
"She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night."