FFS...Why do you have to be so needy??

[Ric Hardgear]

The average punter , goes to the escort section and chooses the girl , arranges a time , bingo done .
Now the guy who posts here on the boards , skips escort section , sees how his thread is doing , checks to see if hes thanked , checks his pms , writes alot of pms to the ladies , wears them down , checks his bar status , pms ladies , posts , thanks ,basically a bore .....according to the girls the more prolific the poster , the more needy the john , .....you think they are gonna tell you that , you think that they are gonna yawn at your infantile remarks, threads, posts, etc.
It works this way ..you look up escorts for a ride
You create a personae on an escort site to fill your dull life ....then maybe have a ride , but not until your ego has being sated by constant pms and flattery on the boards,........
LOOK IN THE MIRROR....

[benin]

[UKHeather]

The average punter , goes to the escort section and chooses the girl , arranges a time , bingo done .
Now the guy who posts here on the boards , skips escort section , sees how his thread is doing , checks to see if hes thanked , checks his pms , writes alot of pms to the ladies , wears them down , checks his bar status , pms ladies , posts , thanks ,basically a bore .....according to the girls the more prolific the poster , the more needy the john , .....you think they are gonna tell you that , you think that they are gonna yawn at your infantile remarks, threads, posts, etc.
It works this way ..you look up escorts for a ride
You create a personae on an escort site to fill your dull life ....then maybe have a ride , but not until your ego has being sated by constant pms and flattery on the boards,........
LOOK IN THE MIRROR....

This is funny. I started a post last night about the same thing and then some! I was also going to include bits about the Whorehags that every forum has and why do some people need to know all the ins and outs of escort life and work etc. I had already started it, then decided there was a lot to fit into one post. I couldn't be arsed and so changed it into the 'I am going' post.

[Ric Hardgear]

but heather , you cant bash them in the face , irony , nope sarcasam . nope satire, thats the one use satire , it gets you out of alot of infractions, ...and im going to start a thread on how benny the mod has ruined my sex life , its true but there will be tears behind my satire

[UKHeather]

but heather , you cant bash them in the face , irony , nope sarcasam . nope satire, thats the one use satire , it gets you out of alot of infractions, ...and im going to start a thread on how benny the mod has ruined my sex life , its true but there will be tears behind my satire

I'll stick to wit and derision. That brings me the most pleasure.

[JohnRambo]

Ric you’re full of beans these days mate, I’d hate to see you in a real shitty mood.

[JAMESCORK]

Some of the qualities I KNOW the girls here admire:

sycophancy
apple-polishing
ass kissing
ass licking
bootlicker
brown nosing
crawler
fawning
flunky
groveling
hanger-on
kowtowing
lackey
lickspittle
sucking up
toady
yes man

.....Not!!!!

[Lucy Chambers]

Ah, the Internet, where we can all let free and be...who we want to be. Why does it bother anyone that some people kiss ass? Needy is....whatever one person can take. So...lots of escorts like needy Is that the issue, I wonder? Is the gap between our physical being and our online presence so huge? Is Dr Jackyl actually 9-5 Mr Hide?

Who knows. Studies show Internet forums in general to be a addictive micro world- one all too easy to escape into. Modern living leaves so little time for real and true social interaction that these societies can form a significant part of one persons social interaction...one click for Facebook, one to email, the next to....well, get laid in theory here

So, you live in a virtual community. Some avatars flirt with the ladies. Some avatars are evil little shits who would be better aspirating their own bile. Some avatars are sad, some are funny. All are virtual. None are actually people you know, because..you are online. If you are a gentleman in the real world, kudos. Escorts love civility. It doesnt add a euro to the till, but it is nice. If some of you are the absolute arseholes you can be here, oh dear. But ...

To my final point. This isnt real. Pinch yourself...and if it really still bothers you, after pinching and taking a good stretch, then turn off the computer and go play with your real friends.

[Ric Hardgear]

This is funny. I started a post last night about the same thing and then some! I was also going to include bits about the Whorehags that every forum has and why do some people need to know all the ins and outs of escort life and work etc. I had already started it, then decided there was a lot to fit into one post. I couldn't be arsed and so changed it into the 'I am going' post.

well then it should be merged, new title "Are You A Whorehag"....great fucking title

[Ric Hardgear]

i reckon , you cant comment until you have a review, without a review your a lurker, you have to validate yourself as a punter before you post , ie , been there have the tee shirt ..