FFS...Why do you have to be so needy??

[Ric Hardgear]

The average punter , goes to the escort section and chooses the girl , arranges a time , bingo done .
Now the guy who posts here on the boards , skips escort section , sees how his thread is doing , checks to see if hes thanked , checks his pms , writes alot of pms to the ladies , wears them down , checks his bar status , pms ladies , posts , thanks ,basically a bore .....according to the girls the more prolific the poster , the more needy the john , .....you think they are gonna tell you that , you think that they are gonna yawn at your infantile remarks, threads, posts, etc.
It works this way ..you look up escorts for a ride
You create a personae on an escort site to fill your dull life ....then maybe have a ride , but not until your ego has being sated by constant pms and flattery on the boards,........
LOOK IN THE MIRROR....

[benin]

[UKHeather]

The average punter , goes to the escort section and chooses the girl , arranges a time , bingo done .
Now the guy who posts here on the boards , skips escort section , sees how his thread is doing , checks to see if hes thanked , checks his pms , writes alot of pms to the ladies , wears them down , checks his bar status , pms ladies , posts , thanks ,basically a bore .....according to the girls the more prolific the poster , the more needy the john , .....you think they are gonna tell you that , you think that they are gonna yawn at your infantile remarks, threads, posts, etc.
It works this way ..you look up escorts for a ride
You create a personae on an escort site to fill your dull life ....then maybe have a ride , but not until your ego has being sated by constant pms and flattery on the boards,........
LOOK IN THE MIRROR....

This is funny. I started a post last night about the same thing and then some! I was also going to include bits about the Whorehags that every forum has and why do some people need to know all the ins and outs of escort life and work etc. I had already started it, then decided there was a lot to fit into one post. I couldn't be arsed and so changed it into the 'I am going' post.

[Ric Hardgear]

but heather , you cant bash them in the face , irony , nope sarcasam . nope satire, thats the one use satire , it gets you out of alot of infractions, ...and im going to start a thread on how benny the mod has ruined my sex life , its true but there will be tears behind my satire

[UKHeather]

but heather , you cant bash them in the face , irony , nope sarcasam . nope satire, thats the one use satire , it gets you out of alot of infractions, ...and im going to start a thread on how benny the mod has ruined my sex life , its true but there will be tears behind my satire

I'll stick to wit and derision. That brings me the most pleasure.

[JohnRambo]

Ric you’re full of beans these days mate, I’d hate to see you in a real shitty mood.

[JAMESCORK]

Some of the qualities I KNOW the girls here admire:

sycophancy
apple-polishing
ass kissing
ass licking
bootlicker
brown nosing
crawler
fawning
flunky
groveling
hanger-on
kowtowing
lackey
lickspittle
sucking up
toady
yes man

.....Not!!!!

[Ric Hardgear]

This is funny. I started a post last night about the same thing and then some! I was also going to include bits about the Whorehags that every forum has and why do some people need to know all the ins and outs of escort life and work etc. I had already started it, then decided there was a lot to fit into one post. I couldn't be arsed and so changed it into the 'I am going' post.

well then it should be merged, new title "Are You A Whorehag"....great fucking title

[Ric Hardgear]

i reckon , you cant comment until you have a review, without a review your a lurker, you have to validate yourself as a punter before you post , ie , been there have the tee shirt ..

[Forrest]

This is funny. I started a post last night about the same thing and then some! I was also going to include bits about the Whorehags that every forum has and why do some people need to know all the ins and outs of escort life and work etc. I had already started it, then decided there was a lot to fit into one post. I couldn't be arsed and so changed it into the 'I am going' post.

Hey Heather, I don't know why you never replied to my survey.
I didn't think the questions were unreasonable, or too personal.
I mean what's wrong with asking you how many men you have
sex with on a daily basis, or how often you climax during these
liaisons. When I asked how much you made per year, it was only
out of concern for your financial well being, and to see if you
needed any investment advice. Anyhow, when you get a chance
could you reply to the survey, as I won't make an appointment
until you do.