A escort told me I have Smelly Feet!!!

[Dick Spunk]

Fellow punters- I am shocked! Today a escort told me I have Smelly Feet!
It all began earlier when when I was out getting the paper on James Street, I bumped into Cherburg Cherry, the well known French escort, as she was out buying condoms in Tescos. (picture below)
"Hallo Deek- have you heard of my special Discount this month?" she asked.
"To celebrate the 1944 anniverisity of the Liberation of Paris from the Boche, I am offering 50% discount to Earish men with Big penises" she told me as she winked . . . .
"But they must have Big Big penises!!!" she winked again.
Anyhow- to cut a long story short I called over to her place at 11 . . .
There I was - in her bedroom taking my clothes off, as she stood there in a skin tight Mini Skirt - "I hope your Penis is nice and Big, Deek . . . " she grinned
And then she dropped the bombshell- telling me my feet were smelly!
I was shocked! Angered!
"Your own feet dont smell like roses either" I told her!
Then she threw me out!
Then she threw my clothes out at me in the corridor!
Anyway I stormed down the stairs, when I walked out the door I was so angry I shouted up to her window-
"Hey Bitch!!!"
She looked out
LISTEN TO ME YOU FROG EATING FOOTBALL CHEAT!"
IF IT WASNT FOR WHAT WE DID BETWEEN 1940 AND 1945- YOU LOT WOULD BE LICKING GERMAN ARSES TODAY"
I yelled . . . . . .

Cheating bastards . . . .

[doodlebug]

Well have you? or did her accent hide her real meaning....

You 'ave smelly fiiiiit


Could actually have been her praising your body. You are smiley and fit, only a suggestion.

[JAMESCORK]

You did well Dick... fair play...

But you were lucky to get ejected when you did... Imagine what would have happened once she saw your deek... lol

[Milla]

#Can`t believe it!!!!!I`m Shocked!

Fellow punters- I am shocked! Today a escort told me I have Smelly Feet!
It all began earlier when when I was out getting the paper on James Street, I bumped into Cherburg Cherry, the well known French escort, as she was out buying condoms in Tescos. (picture below)
"Hallo Deek- have you heard of my special Discount this month?" she asked.
"To celebrate the 1944 anniverisity of the Liberation of Paris from the Boche, I am offering 50% discount to Earish men with Big penises" she told me as she winked . . . .
"But they must have Big Big penises!!!" she winked again.
Anyhow- to cut a long story short I called over to her place at 11 . . .
There I was - in her bedroom taking my clothes off, as she stood there in a skin tight Mini Skirt - "I hope your Penis is nice and Big, Deek . . . " she grinned
And then she dropped the bombshell- telling me my feet were smelly!
I was shocked! Angered!
"Your own feet dont smell like roses either" I told her!
Then she threw me out!
Then she threw my clothes out at me in the corridor!
Anyway I stormed down the stairs, when I walked out the door I was so angry I shouted up to her window-
"Hey Bitch!!!"
She looked out
LISTEN TO ME YOU FROG EATING FOOTBALL CHEAT!"
IF IT WASNT FOR WHAT WE DID BETWEEN 1940 AND 1945- YOU LOT WOULD BE LICKING GERMAN ARSES TODAY"
I yelled . . . . . .

Cheating bastards . . . .

[Cable87]

Glad to see you're still out there living the dream Dick!