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    .Jessica Jessy once told me she had an 80 year old client.I think a man should go on as long as he can rise to the occasion

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    An escort told me once,she had a man in his 70's, Was giving him a BJ and he had cardiac arrest,fuck me, she had to call for the ambulance!

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    I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient looking; he reminded me of someone I had seen in a horror file, Tales from the crypt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient looking; he reminded me of someone I had seen in a horror file, Tales from the crypt.
    Well im 75 but a fit 75 if i may add

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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient looking; he reminded me of someone I had seen in a horror file, Tales from the crypt.
    What did you do?

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    I am. I'm 102 and I'm off now shortly on my anti-gravity zimmer frame for a bit of you know what!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prickly View Post
    I am. I'm 102 and I'm off now shortly on my anti-gravity zimmer frame for a bit of you know what!
    Hot milk and a slice off bread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryder View Post
    .Jessica Jessy once told me she had an 80 year old client.I think a man should go on as long as he can rise to the occasion
    Just what I plan on doing - I will keep going and if I die in the arms of a lovely lady well what more could you ask for - tough on the lady though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gentelmandave View Post
    Well im 75 but a fit 75 if i may add
    Anybody would have been younger than that chap, but Ireland is full of old playboys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prickly View Post
    I am. I'm 102 and I'm off now shortly on my anti-gravity zimmer frame for a bit of you know what!
    My grandfather lived to be 102, and they say it skips ageneration, so I'll be emulating you in 50yrs time!! WOW!
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    The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it.
    This is the day your life really begins! (Bob Moawad)

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