Lonely? Sad? Depressed? Here's funtime for you!

[Dub Lad]

Come home after work

Sit in the dark drinking piss (tiger beer)

oodling over the models in oxendales catalogue thats just arrived in the door how excited are you at this point..

Take panties that you just bought from pennys and have your fun time

You pass out drunk with your pants down around your ankles and your lad hanging out with your mess all over your hand

And you sleep like a baby dribbling all over yourself

Awww you look so cute