Musicians ?

**samlad** · 28-07-11, 19:33

Originally Posted by Rayden

Dave Grohl... now there's a guy that could get a decent tune out of a bucket and spade

**mellors** · 28-07-11, 20:47

Originally Posted by Mousey

What do you call people who hang around with talented musicians?

Drummers

What does a drummer use as a contraceptive?

His personality

**Rayden** · 28-07-11, 20:56

Originally Posted by mellors

What does a drummer use as a contraceptive?

His personality

Dude in pic is Travis Barker, drummer for Blink 182.

**royaler** · 28-07-11, 21:38

Originally Posted by n73

So, are there any musicians on here ? If so , what do you play and what quality of equipment do you own ? If anyone comes back with "my flute" or any other ridiculous quote, I will personally hunt you down and garrotte you with my banjo string !!

I'm still trying, and failing dismally, to emulate Rory with my Ibanez!!!!

**Ebony Amber** · 28-07-11, 22:28

I have a Selmar Paris Odyssee Clarinet (think it's a B15) that I haven't played in ages. If it wasn't so expensive I would burn the damn thing as it reminds me of being tortured to practice every night when I was younger.

**Lincoln** · 28-07-11, 22:35

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

I have a Selmar Paris Odyssee Clarinet (think it's a B15) that I haven't played in ages. If it wasn't so expensive I would burn the damn thing as it reminds me of being tortured to practice every night when I was younger.

Amber wood wind instruments rock. Bring a tear to a glass eye a nice bit of clarinet or oboe

**JAMESCORK** · 28-07-11, 22:42

Originally Posted by anitasizzle

You know James, you could have been somebody, you could have been a real contender

You know Sizzler, I never quite know if you are being a cutie or are ya kicking me in the nuts...

Pleae dont kick me in the nuts..... cos I think I love your black ass... (and possibly your boobies... and maybe your snatch...)

**n73** · 28-07-11, 23:34

Originally Posted by TS Jessica Presley

I play a Gretsch Streamliner for rhythm, a Fender Jaguar for riffs, and a Fender Stratocaster for leads. I prefer Takamine acoustics. My usual rig is a VOX AC30 for clean sounds and a Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier for when I get down and dirty. Boss petals for effects and I sometimes mess around with a Big Muff and a Cry Baby for wah.

I need to get back in the studio soon! :-)

Seriously, I think I just fell in love ! But come on, you talking about having a big muff, it's just too easy to make jokes !!!!

**n73** · 28-07-11, 23:46

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

I have a Selmar Paris Odyssee Clarinet (think it's a B15) that I haven't played in ages. If it wasn't so expensive I would burn the damn thing as it reminds me of being tortured to practice every night when I was younger.

At least we now know where your oral skills came from !!!

**Rayden** · 28-07-11, 23:50

Originally Posted by n73

At least we now know where your oral skills came from !!!

I would say more her *ahem* "fingering" skills.

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