The younger members have all their little Posting codes like FFS, WTF, LOL, etc,
so here are some codes for the more mature. . . .
ATD - At the Doctors,
BFF - Best Friends Funeral,
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair,
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was,
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low,
GHA - Got Heartburn Again,
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement,
IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On?,
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?,
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!