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    Default Awkward... splitting hairs.

    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.

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    Good answer .: doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.
    I think you have a career in the legal profession!!! Why did she ask the question in the first place has she been reading the forum? LOL

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    You could always be realistic, "Guys always pay for sex..they buy flowers, drinks, dinner, presents etc" She mightn't have liked that answer though...maybe yours was better :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    You could always be realistic, "Guys always pay for sex..they buy flowers, drinks, dinner, presents etc" She mightn't have liked that answer though...maybe yours was better :P
    I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

    Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
    Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

    Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
    Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??
    Good luck at the crossroads, hope you choose the right road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

    Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
    Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??
    why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCelticDream View Post
    why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????
    Because there is no such thing as too much sex!!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    Because there is no such thing as too much sex!!!
    with that attitude.....who wouldnt want to marry you?!
    Last edited by TheCelticDream; 25-07-11 at 23:34.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCelticDream View Post
    why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????
    If I read it correctly, his NEW Lady is someone he has been FRIENDs with for years.. Just recently turned friendship to

    romance? Could be wrong....
    Last edited by Stephanie; 26-07-11 at 07:16.
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