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    Default Awkward... splitting hairs.

    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.

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    Good answer .: doc
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    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.
    I think you have a career in the legal profession!!! Why did she ask the question in the first place has she been reading the forum? LOL

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    You could always be realistic, "Guys always pay for sex..they buy flowers, drinks, dinner, presents etc" She mightn't have liked that answer though...maybe yours was better :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    You could always be realistic, "Guys always pay for sex..they buy flowers, drinks, dinner, presents etc" She mightn't have liked that answer though...maybe yours was better :P
    I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

    Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
    Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

    Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
    Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??
    Good luck at the crossroads, hope you choose the right road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.
    Think she knows the answer,she was just testing you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.
    Absolutely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
    I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
    She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
    Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

    And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

    Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.
    It's alwasy a bummer when asked that question! It's that split second of hesistancy in one's reply that makes it sound less convincing! Unless of course you're Bill Clinton who can look the Nation in the eye, palms open (apparently a sure fire way of telling that someone is telling the truth) and say "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" (Because technically all he did was stick a cigar up her fanny and come all over her dress!) My hero!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindictus View Post
    I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

    Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
    Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??
    why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????

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