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I wish to take this opportunity to say SORRY for posting this thread in the FIRST PLACE!
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Dont you dare apologise lad... those twats are talking shite...Originally Posted by SR71
curvature is oblivious to speed and distance . But if ye want to get pedantic about it here are the facts…
The circumference of a spherical object is measured using the formula 2pi r, where r is the radius of the sphere. The diameter of earth is 12,756 km, (I googled it ffs….)… therefore the radius is 6378km meaning the circumference of earth is 40,053km. Now depending on SR71 eagerness to meet Ciara, and not being told the length of the train, lets estimate he should get there in between 5 – 10 minutes. In that time the train has travelled 6.66 to 13.33 kilometers. Therefore the coefficient of error is some where between 1/6013 to 1/3004… at his quickest time the error factor is 0.0001663, which in essence is negligible. So fuck the curvature theory…
A more important issue is when SR71 last visited an escort or last had a wank. This would be directly proportionate to the speed of walking from one side of the train to the other. Researchers found the average male turns their thoughts to sexual intercourse a total of 4,745 times every year, that’s 13 times a day – that’s 0.03 times a minute. Therefore if SR71 had a wank, or sex, minutes before boarding the train during the 10 minutes it may take him to meet Ciara he will accelerate at a rate of 0.03 km/s. But….if the train was headed towards Limerick his reluctance to get to that shithole sooner may also be a factor, but again negligible. I will factor in the excitement acceleration just to keep ye all happy…
S = v – 0.03w(e+c)
Now fuck off and let SR71 have his little fantasy…
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Wwwwooooo...Stall the digger there JC,lets say I think of sex about 24 times a day, what will the new answer be, but word up boy,thanks for having my back
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S = v – 0.06w(e+c)Wwwwooooo...Stall the digger there JC,lets say I think of sex about 24 times a day, what will the new answer be, but word up boy,thanks for having my back
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if jimbop is "having yor back" then maths is the last thing you will think of....lolthanks for having my back
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Knew you'd come out with something.
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Ask Ray for that equation....
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your looking for ray mate..lol
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S=speed
v=velocity
w=wank
e=?
c=constant?
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Ray, can you come out with something?
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