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    Default South african man wakes up in morgue

    Yup you heard. His family thought he was dead as they couldn't wake him. When he woke he scrared the morticians as they thought he was a ghost


    Just as well he wasn't cremated
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Yup you heard. His family thought he was dead as they couldn't wake him. When he woke he scrared the morticians as they thought he was a ghost


    Just as well he wasn't cremated
    Just read about this todaY.
    They ran away! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Yup you heard. His family thought he was dead as they couldn't wake him. When he woke he scrared the morticians as they thought he was a ghost


    Just as well he wasn't cremated
    Yup was just reading this!! Bloody scary!!! Family huh??? They sent him to the morgue just because he was in a deep sleep!!! Lucky for him he woke up in the morgue and not underground!
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    oh god and i holiday at the cape for two months every year, i better remeber not to go to sleep while sunning myself down at the strand(the beach)
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    Are you telling me nobody noticed he was breathing. I thought a doctor had to pronounce a body before it could be released to a morgue.



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    Last edited by wingman; 26-07-11 at 01:07. Reason: Just noticed that it said that in the article too.
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