I think she broke my penis????

[Morpheus]

, after a long and vigourous session , my penis is swollen , puffy , looks like a sausage roll, and it dosent aim straight but shots in two directions ,hitting the jacks roll on the left and the towel on the right ,me Ma is gonna kill me , this is another level to forgetting to put the jacks seat down. I think me flute is broken?

Very nice review Rick https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html. Nice usage of musical metaphors. Class! You should give lessons!


As for your broken penis - that's always the risk you'll run when going to see a particularly horny young thing!

Apparently ice is good for this sort of thing - so maybe go stick your cock in the freezer for an hour or two! Bet you you'll be fairly rigid again after that!!

[Morpheus]

Best review EVER!

Ciara may have broken your dick Ric but she broke my heart. Refused to elope to Belfast with me

For some of us blokes Amber, that's one and the same thing! You break one and you break the other!!

[Ric Hardgear]

kicked outta the wind section ,sure what use is a musician with a broken flute????
that feckin woman should come with a health warning , fecking animal, im not young anymore i pleaded , would she listen ???? no..... shes an animal i tells ya

[Doozer]

kicked outta the wind section ,sure what use is a musician with a broken flute????
that feckin woman should come with a health warning , fecking animal, im not young anymore i pleaded , would she listen ???? no..... shes an animal i tells ya

no she's not. I'm the animal lol.

[Lucy Chambers]

At the risk of being a lick ass or whatever
Ric hardgear is the best ride in town :P
Promise not over exaggerating now if I could just get him and Raydan together (which I know will never happen )

Off for a few weeks so glad I got to go with a bang (and good one at that) cheers ric with the broken dick haha

Told ya. Makes light work of it, hmmm?

I am going before Ric thinks we are talking about him

[Lincoln]

At the risk of being a lick ass or whatever
Ric hardgear is the best ride in town :P
Promise not over exaggerating now if I could just get him and Raydan together (which I know will never happen )

Off for a few weeks so glad I got to go with a bang (and good one at that) cheers ric with the broken dick haha

As God is my witness I am going to rock an E-I girls world in the same manner that Mr. Hardgear did here, or I am going to die trying (a glorious death!!)