#2: Who’s the biggest ass licker, I mean charmer :-) on E-I

[Forrest]

Yeah, I'm out in front! Eat my dust, you bitches!

Y'see, if you want girls to think you're cute, you gotta go with the small, cute and furry. Not your fag-smoking monkeys, or your muppet frogs, or your bouncing titties, or people punching themselves in the face.

Girls like small, cute and furry

I agree, Mousey, but they also like your horn, and as for that tongue...........it's the stuff of legend, apparently.