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[blue rebel]

And roll on a good roll in the hay

cant beat a good ol farmers daughter

[alcatel]

cant beat a good ol farmers daughter

for beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer

[blue rebel]

for beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer

in sickness and in health

[alcatel]

in sickness and in health

Till death do you part

[blue rebel]

Till death do you part

with a nice insurance policy

[alcatel]

with a nice insurance policy

to set her up for life(she's not missing the ol'buzzard)

[DrWho]

However she soon found her eggs were fertilised by the old buzzard leading to......

[alcatel]

However she soon found her eggs were fertilised by the old buzzard leading to......

The Birdman of Alcatraz being born

[DrWho]

Featherless and with the aerodynamics of a flying brick as was discovered when he fell off the roof of the local gym while trying to look in the window of the female changing area. Luckily his fall was broken by his ...... Penis which wedged itself in a crack in the pavement. Unfortunately there was a strong breeze and he began to spin around like a weathervane. This would have been fine but for the fact that there was a piece of glass in the crack and he gave himself a circumcision. He lay there for several hours occasionally being used as a bike rack by short sighted cyclists.....

[alcatel]

Featherless and with the aerodynamics of a flying brick as was discovered when he fell off the roof of the local gym while trying to look in the window of the female changing area. Luckily his fall was broken by his ...... Penis which wedged itself in a crack in the pavement. Unfortunately there was a strong breeze and he began to spin around like a weathervane. This would have been fine but for the fact that there was a piece of glass in the crack and he gave himself a circumcision. He lay there for several hours occasionally being used as a bike rack by short sighted cyclists.....

Until Blue Rebel came along and parked more than a bike in his ass,